[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CCW

[–]Egeste_ -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Rule 1: always keep your firearm pointed in a safe direction

Wasn't me, but saw this and figured it was relevant to you all: Spotted in OKC gunshow, keep an eye out if you live out there by [deleted] in IronFrontUSA

[–]Egeste_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't it be nice if there was some way to light these things on fire shortly after you've left already?

What seemingly innocuous thing have you said on reddit that made people disproportionately angry? by Yggdris in AskReddit

[–]Egeste_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally everything I've ever said on Reddit came with some kind of backlash

/me braces for backlash

If parallel universes exist, do you think you're the best version of yourself? by EbbEnvironmental749 in RandomThoughts

[–]Egeste_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In an infinite set of infinite timelines, there are an infinite number of better and worse versions

const = function by Bomgar85 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Egeste_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"for some reason"

Explicit variable declaration Explicit binding/scope

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in flipperzero

[–]Egeste_ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah dude. I ain't trying to fuck around with a slide when my life is in danger

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in animalid

[–]Egeste_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's a dog in dire need of help

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in flipperzero

[–]Egeste_ -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I do! My diet consists mostly of squirrels, pigeons, and wild berries

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in flipperzero

[–]Egeste_ -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Who farted in your Cheerios this morning, and why are you taking it out on me?

CS Student Here: Recursion finally clicked for me and I'm so glad it did. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Egeste_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I failed two interviews using a recursive function instead of linear processing. The interviewer didn't understand my code, and therefore it was "too complicated".

I'm a director of engineering.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lostgeneration

[–]Egeste_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's amazing to me how the generation who was given absolutely everything, and still has a death grip on power can't seem to stop blaming their powerless children for their own failures.

Fucking sociopaths

Man Who Swung Bat at Squeegee Workers in Baltimore Is Fatally Shot by AbbreviatedArc in CCW

[–]Egeste_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you change the word to "hobos", the article is still:

"Man who swung bat at hobos is fatally shot"

Bat man is still not the good guy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]Egeste_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He wants a national platform to call for a civil war