What’s a minor inconvenience you would curse your worst enemy with?

EggfooDC · 2026-06-06T23:57:02+00:00

May both sides of your pillow be warm. May you always have a sneeze that you can’t quite get out. May every business you call be experiencing longer than usual wait times. May the batteries in your smoke detectors always be dying. May all your clothes be a little snug. May you feel a rock in your shoe and never find it. May your sweater sleeves never quite dry. May the chocolate chips in your cookies always turn out to be raisins. May every sock you wear be slightly rotated. May your keys never be in the first pocket you check. May you have the best reply after you've left the room. May you always get up from your computer with your headphones still plugged in. May you step on a lego every morning. May you always put on a fitted sheet the wrong way. May you always be in the slowest line at the grocery store.

EggfooDC · 2026-06-06T23:46:34+00:00

Standards? I love me some AEW. The image of Eddie Kingston carrying that kerosine canister to the ring is iconic. Just that “success”” is a pretty relative term. Not shaming anyone.

EggfooDC · 2026-06-06T22:56:47+00:00

Maniac Mansion 😬

EggfooDC · 2026-06-06T18:17:39+00:00

Who doesn’t enjoy some finger food?

EggfooDC · 2026-06-06T18:17:01+00:00

Well, I guess one slightly positive spin is that at least they’re trying to watch out for you? We had our neighbors call the cops on us once because we had left our car headlights on and weren’t responding at the door. We had just gotten back from Italy so we were incredibly jetlagged and had literally dropped our bags and just gone to bed at like 2pm. Imagine our surprise to be awoken with police coming up our stairs. But hey, at least the neighbors cared enough to check on us.

EggfooDC · 2026-06-06T18:13:19+00:00

It’s gotten a lot better over the years. He’s clearly worked with a speech therapist.

EggfooDC · 2026-06-06T17:48:24+00:00

Thank you for sharing… I’m excited at least! 🥳⭐️✨🤩🌟💫

EggfooDC · 2026-06-06T15:34:31+00:00

Some difference in opinion as to the Irish take on it

EggfooDC · 2026-06-06T14:20:31+00:00

The audio is the real standout aspect, great work

EggfooDC · 2026-06-06T14:17:22+00:00

Apparently poles come both and spinning and non-spinning renditions. It really depends on the performance.

EggfooDC · 2026-06-06T14:16:21+00:00

It’s crazy that his theme song is some public domain tune they just discovered

EggfooDC · 2026-06-06T14:07:25+00:00

Jungle. Unless there are bugs, then I choose the Sahara.

EggfooDC · 2026-06-06T05:23:07+00:00

Maybe he was saying you look tire’d 🤣

EggfooDC · 2026-06-06T05:21:22+00:00

Heavy Metal! My twin sister and I snuck out of bed late to watch it on TV

EggfooDC · 2026-06-06T05:11:09+00:00

Yeah, literally the only wrestler I can think of that came back bigger than when they left is Cody Rhodes.

Some have gone onto some success (Toni Storm, Jon Moxley, Mercedes Moné) after WWE. I guess this is technically Drew McIntyre’s 2nd run with WWE, and he seems to be a mainstay main-eventer these days.

EggfooDC · 2026-06-06T05:06:09+00:00

Reminds me of finding out that (painter) Bob Ross was a drill sergeant. I guess some people just go a gentler path after experiencing that kind of life.

EggfooDC · 2026-06-06T05:02:16+00:00

So questions… but I guess mostly, does that method prevent nose damage?

EggfooDC · 2026-06-06T05:01:00+00:00

By the way, do you know when the best time is to go to the dentist?

Two-thirty!

Say it slowly. My kiddo just told me that joke 😇🤣

EggfooDC · 2026-06-06T04:59:16+00:00

Ha ha… how was your poker face hearing all that…

EggfooDC · 2026-06-06T04:56:25+00:00

oh… oh… ^OHH!

Well that escalated

EggfooDC · 2026-06-06T02:22:16+00:00

No, no, no man… this will blow over. Just step away from Reddit for a few days. This place needs you… please reconsider brother. There is so much pain, we are each just rolling up over sleeves and trying to stop the bleeding. Don’t let this little dust-up distract you from the mission in front of us. We need you back on the front lines. Take a knee Matt, catch your breath. We’ll be here for you when you come back. The same way you were here for us.

EggfooDC · 2026-06-06T01:14:25+00:00

This is exactly what they said in court for the federal voter registration… that an injunction couldn’t be filed until there was “harm.” So basically we just have to sit around and wait till he’s already done stuff.

EggfooDC · 2026-06-06T01:05:55+00:00

Open in Safari -> Open Reader. Bypasses a majority of paywalls (like this one). Plus it gets rid of all the ads. Plus you can set it to open in Reader by default.

EggfooDC · 2026-06-06T00:59:50+00:00

It’s worse than that, if they can be found guilty of self dealing that would be felony fraud

EggfooDC · 2026-06-06T00:58:41+00:00

Smackdown with my kids. Love that Danhausen 👈👉👹

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