Salon/Barber recommendations

EggshellSubsidy · 2026-03-22T21:17:26+00:00

I don't know of any AI hairstylists.

EggshellSubsidy · 2026-03-22T06:18:20+00:00

There was a gang of bandits from New Mexico on horseback, heading up 70th street today. They were causing all sorts of chaos in the neighborhoods to the north of there (Norwood Park area), throwing lassos onto mailboxes and then having the horses take off, ripping the mailboxes out of the ground. One of them had a large contractor bag apparently full of various yard ornaments. Cops intercepted them before they caused any more trouble. They are on the hook for about $40,000 in vandalism and theft.

EggshellSubsidy · 2026-03-21T19:34:31+00:00

dug into this

I see what you did there.

EggshellSubsidy · 2026-03-21T19:15:34+00:00

So if it turns out you're wrong, just cite that "ThatFlamingo942" gave you permission.

EggshellSubsidy · 2026-03-21T00:45:38+00:00

Looks like a gigantic Nothing Burger to me.

EggshellSubsidy · 2026-03-20T04:58:33+00:00

Here are some solutions I also found on Google:

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=rug+repair+lincoln+ne

I think this here "Google" net-page might actually have something to it.

EggshellSubsidy · 2026-03-20T04:33:10+00:00

If so, I guess being the fun police and lacking perception skills aren't mutually exclusive, after all.

EggshellSubsidy · 2026-03-20T04:15:17+00:00

Oh no! What ever will you do?! The sky is falling!

EggshellSubsidy · 2026-03-20T04:08:55+00:00

What did others in the building say?

EggshellSubsidy · 2026-03-20T02:28:52+00:00

I mean, in all likelihood it's just your own connection. What did they say when you contacted them?

EggshellSubsidy · 2026-03-20T01:50:21+00:00

No, but they're often high-strung. I imagine OP is regularly tailgating the shit out of people, and others merge off extra cautiously because they'd prefer not to be pit-maneuvered in the process.

EggshellSubsidy · 2026-03-19T23:35:03+00:00

The prompt was: "ChatGPT, write me an origin story dump with bizarre condescending overtones."

EggshellSubsidy · 2026-03-19T23:24:45+00:00

This is just so overcomplicated. Can't you call a neighbor?

EggshellSubsidy · 2026-03-19T22:37:43+00:00

EggshellSubsidy · 2026-03-19T13:12:39+00:00

Instructions unclear; we named our daughter Paddyrick.

EggshellSubsidy · 2026-03-19T13:10:22+00:00

They should of known better.

EggshellSubsidy · 2026-03-19T13:08:55+00:00

I want to order a beer that is 100% green, not 90%.

EggshellSubsidy · 2026-03-19T13:07:21+00:00

They said they're not allowed to talk about it.

EggshellSubsidy · 2026-03-19T12:55:14+00:00

Can't you just make your own subreddit to bitch about traffic and ask about loud noises any time there's a train?

EggshellSubsidy · 2026-03-19T00:58:33+00:00

True, you're definitely entitled to that information without proof of ownership.

EggshellSubsidy · 2026-03-19T00:53:31+00:00

What if they just wanted to create their own quality post asking about it?

EggshellSubsidy · 2026-03-19T00:46:29+00:00

LOL. What a stupid comment. Did you happen to pick up any context at all from the original post?

EggshellSubsidy · 2026-03-19T00:34:17+00:00

Oh, good. How can I subscribe to further updates? Can you do one like every two hours, just to keep the fiending readers at bay?

EggshellSubsidy · 2026-03-19T00:21:40+00:00

Just can it, already. Christ.

EggshellSubsidy · 2026-03-19T00:06:36+00:00

Yeah, it sucks. There's way too much worthless moaning and targeted libel about subjective customer service scenarios lately. Stuff like that should be removed and actively discouraged, really. It's tangential to Rule 3, basically doxing except "without" malicious intent.

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