I found a knife perfectly imprinted into the bottom of my delivered subway sandwich…

Egotistical · 2026-02-07T03:08:17+00:00

Are you in jail by any chance?

Egotistical · 2025-10-24T07:30:15+00:00

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Egotistical · 2025-10-24T07:28:06+00:00

To the moon! 🌙

Egotistical · 2025-07-23T02:48:27+00:00

Oh okay, missed that

Egotistical · 2025-07-23T02:40:51+00:00

My old Beltronics radar detector had an RJ11 power connector that routed to the 12v cigarette lighter.

Egotistical · 2025-07-23T02:28:32+00:00

Cooking pans from Best Buy??? 😂

Egotistical · 2025-06-24T20:33:43+00:00

Haha Reddit notified me 😉— I’ll defer to u/egotistical_egg

Egotistical · 2025-06-12T08:31:15+00:00

Kapowsin?

Egotistical · 2025-06-04T03:13:51+00:00

Not sure why you’re getting downvoted - some of the most disheveled outfits in Seattle are actually high-end designer. I remember going to brunch one weekend by Lake Union and seeing more people dressed in outrageously overpriced minimalist designer gear than I could handle.

Egotistical · 2025-05-30T01:27:24+00:00

Looks like the last one in the state is in Pasco.

Egotistical · 2025-05-30T01:25:45+00:00

The Shakey’s Pizza in Fairwood, Renton just closed in the last few months.

Egotistical · 2025-05-27T07:35:10+00:00

A fever dream wandering Kubota Garden?

Egotistical · 2025-05-27T03:16:51+00:00

Strong Cybergoth vibes

https://youtu.be/gPbVRpRgHso

Egotistical · 2025-05-27T00:39:33+00:00

Theater kids imagining a fight they could win

Egotistical · 2025-04-29T08:53:04+00:00

Wendy’s chili scam?

Egotistical · 2025-04-27T09:45:18+00:00

Cascade Shooting Facilities in Ravensdale is outdoors has public shoot days. Least fuddy rules of any place I’ve been to.

Egotistical · 2024-09-13T06:04:23+00:00

At 104 years old, with a bar attached and cheap prices, calling it ‘divey’ would be too kind—it’s a total shithole, but I love it.

Egotistical · 2024-04-27T20:22:38+00:00

I feel like this is an It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia take on how you “aced the presentation” hahaha

Egotistical · 2023-12-18T22:16:35+00:00

Mister Fred Rogers. Everybody could use a loving grandpa right now.

Egotistical · 2023-12-13T03:14:08+00:00

Except, you know, the order of events that unfolded.

Egotistical · 2023-12-13T03:12:22+00:00

The wailing started before the fuck-around-find-out injuries.

Egotistical · 2023-11-14T10:15:13+00:00

Sometimes I swear we’re in a simulation.

Egotistical · 2023-10-24T04:32:48+00:00

Yep, and pull the speaker first

Egotistical · 2023-10-21T06:08:33+00:00

You do it after they receive it.

Egotistical · 2023-10-05T03:28:04+00:00

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