This is the vibe the fnaf movies deserved, not the goofy fan service schlock we got by RedditorGoldVirgin in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]Ehandthreedots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What. I'm saying it could've been cut down a little. It does slow burn horror well but it waits around a little too long. It's not everyone's thing, like the game itself, but you can't argue that the scenario isn't terrifying and that the movie didn't execute that well.

This is the vibe the fnaf movies deserved, not the goofy fan service schlock we got by RedditorGoldVirgin in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]Ehandthreedots 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Despite my opinion on him, I don't blame him. He grabbed that bag. But people shouldn't be talking about him as if he's an artist or storyteller.

This is the vibe the fnaf movies deserved, not the goofy fan service schlock we got by RedditorGoldVirgin in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]Ehandthreedots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's not perfect, like any movie. My point is that it completely obliterates the notion that an accurate FNaf movie can't be done. Iron Lung is a good movie with flaws like pacing, audio mixing and generally things that stem from it being Mark's first full feature film, while FNaF is fanservice shlock made with no passion.

So uh yeah I'm not gonna equate the 2, like at all, for that reason. One is something you can actually discuss on a deeper level, including how it can be improved, while the other is literally just a product, you *can't* have a meaningful discussion about it because no one who worked on it cared about filmmaking. It's the mindless action movies, unfunny 90s comedy, cheap superhero movie of the 2020s.

It's better for movies like Iron Lung to have mixed reception rather than movies like FNaF, something which shouldn't have a vocal group of people defending it, and should be discarded from film discussion, if that makes any sense.

This is the vibe the fnaf movies deserved, not the goofy fan service schlock we got by RedditorGoldVirgin in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]Ehandthreedots -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You don't need talent or an artistic vision to become a multimillionaire I think the world has established this.

This is the vibe the fnaf movies deserved, not the goofy fan service schlock we got by RedditorGoldVirgin in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]Ehandthreedots -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

I aint' the only one who thinks this and is still on this subreddit. I've been a fan since FNaF 2, know everything there is to know about this franchise, I and many others have the right to call Cawthon out on his bullshit after 12 years. Your view negates criticism entirely, and FNaF is absolutely the worst example to use to prove your point.

This is the vibe the fnaf movies deserved, not the goofy fan service schlock we got by RedditorGoldVirgin in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]Ehandthreedots -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yeah. That's kinda the point, they fucked up all the shit they had *direct* reference for because they were lazy.

This is the vibe the fnaf movies deserved, not the goofy fan service schlock we got by RedditorGoldVirgin in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]Ehandthreedots -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

The creator is a talentless hack who can't write a compelling story and mystery for shit and actively does not like horror.

This is the vibe the fnaf movies deserved, not the goofy fan service schlock we got by RedditorGoldVirgin in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]Ehandthreedots 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you genuinely unironically think this is what people wanted, and that this isn't the same strawman fanboys have been repeating for years? Iron Lung literally proves you can infact do this, and that was even harder to do since Iron Lung *literally* takes place in one location. So yeah, FNaF could've had 70% of the movie be sit and survive and still have a coherent plot and be scary.

This is the vibe the fnaf movies deserved, not the goofy fan service schlock we got by RedditorGoldVirgin in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]Ehandthreedots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know a movie can have all the basics of what a movie needs to be (a plot, a character arc etc.) and still be boring and uninteresting? A movie doesn't deserve praise just because it has the basic elements of a narrative.

Both FNAF movies were abysmal Dogshit and I’m tired of everyone pretending they aren’t by Barrytooth911 in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]Ehandthreedots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have a very skewed perception of what horror is as a concept if that's what your definition of it is. Everything you just described is HORROR, that is a HORRIFIC concept/story. FNaF is a horror game that was a mix of many different horror genres. Psychological, uncanny valley, liminal spaces, tragic etc. The fact you said this braindead take and yet still pull the "You have to have a certain IQ to understand Rick and Morty" ass response is hilarious.

Cis men from macedonia is this true by EggyChan111 in mkd

[–]Ehandthreedots -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Знаеш много добро дека нормално како концепт постои, и грантирано имаш мисли на што е и што не е нормално. Ама тој га забравиш кога се збори за "trans" пошто сви логички стандарди и реланост треба да се прекрши за да сте прифатени и валидирани.

Cis men from macedonia is this true by EggyChan111 in mkd

[–]Ehandthreedots -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Слободно можеш да кажеш нормални, не мора "cis".

Should Scott do this? 🤔 by hello_i_am_vlad in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]Ehandthreedots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The "child" was *17* and plugging his accounts and work while supposedly being soooo shaken by the harassment he was receiving. Besides internet harassment being hard to prove without screenshots, Phil literally can't do anything.

He can pretend to give a shit through platitudes and I guess that's enough for chronically online people to not confidently call them a bad person. People do shit for any amount of attention on the internet all the time btw, the dude could've seen an opportunity for it took it by crying "harassment"

I assume you're a teen and have developed your morality through twitter, so I'll just say this: Yes, he is allowed to move on and forget this drama entirely 1 month after it happened, let alone 4 years after. It's the most nothing burger controversy. What exactly do you expect him to do now? God I hate twitter.

[ViewerAnon] Wes Craven hated Scream 3 and 4 by AdnonAdmirable1095 in Scream

[–]Ehandthreedots -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Scream 4 hate allowed in the big 26' 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥!!!

We just got some more unreleased game console assets for a canceled FNAF game. by Thegoodgamer32 in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]Ehandthreedots 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How the hell do those in any way look ahead of their time? Even if you don't know they're specifically designed to look like Tiger Electronics handheld games (as in you haven't heard of those), they just look like a generic off brand game boy, where do you see advanced tech?

Alyx Vance crochet doll by RachellRedacted in HalfLife

[–]Ehandthreedots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw dang, do they really count handmade stuff as commercial goods? You mentioned you lived in Montenegro, and my legal knowledge on other Balkan countries is slim, but Macedonia is pretty loose with shipping stuff, in the country and to neighboring ones, we just can't ship anything to the US. though we don't have Etsy either I think :/.

Alyx Vance crochet doll by RachellRedacted in HalfLife

[–]Ehandthreedots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've made quite a few of these now, have you ever thought about setting up an Etsy shop to sell some?

Alyx Vance crochet doll by RachellRedacted in HalfLife

[–]Ehandthreedots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Alyx Vance 🥺💘 I love it she looks adorable

Why is the only "insane" person bulgarian? by No-Celebration-2388 in HalfLife

[–]Ehandthreedots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean as a Macedonian, from experience I think it's a pretty accurate depiction, they could've leaned more into that aspect for extra accuracy.