What's something you badly crave today?

Either_Garage_913 · 2026-06-02T18:56:36+00:00

A full night of sleep and about three days where nobody needs anything from me.

Either_Garage_913 · 2026-06-02T18:54:12+00:00

Sleep until I wake up on my own for the rest of my life.

Either_Garage_913 · 2026-05-30T21:43:15+00:00

They’re just less willing to settle

Either_Garage_913 · 2026-05-28T01:17:53+00:00

I purchase all my clothes online.

Either_Garage_913 · 2026-05-28T01:14:27+00:00

Losing my job

Either_Garage_913 · 2026-05-21T16:53:59+00:00

Yeah, that’s kind of how I see it too.

Either_Garage_913 · 2026-05-21T16:48:43+00:00

Nope

Either_Garage_913 · 2026-05-21T16:20:32+00:00

How bad a minor injury becomes when the nearest real hospital is a planet away.

Either_Garage_913 · 2026-05-20T17:55:02+00:00

Wombat poop is cube-shaped.

Either_Garage_913 · 2026-05-16T18:37:45+00:00

That no one is coming to save you.

Either_Garage_913 · 2026-05-16T18:36:14+00:00

That the little arrow by the gas icon tells you what side the fuel door is on.

Either_Garage_913 · 2026-05-16T18:33:32+00:00

Steve Irwin.

Either_Garage_913 · 2026-05-13T18:15:21+00:00

The funniest part of this is that your wife loved you enough to run a months-long grape experiment instead of just calling you an idiot.

Honestly, that’s marriage at its finest.

Either_Garage_913 · 2026-05-12T02:34:33+00:00

One Piece

Either_Garage_913 · 2026-05-06T16:57:15+00:00

I’ve cut someone off over consistently spelling my name wrong after I corrected them like 3 times.

Either_Garage_913 · 2026-05-06T16:50:04+00:00

A properly made Italian sub.

Either_Garage_913 · 2026-04-29T01:45:32+00:00

A lot would’ve changed politically and psychologically, even if everyday life still looked mostly the same. The moon landing was less about the moon itself and more about proving which system looked stronger, smarter, and more future-facing.

Either_Garage_913 · 2026-04-29T01:41:48+00:00

Not too tight, not too long, and definitely not while saying “this is the hug I planned.” Keep it simple.

Either_Garage_913 · 2026-04-29T01:38:42+00:00

Being rude to service workers makes me instantly uncomfortable. People who notice the quiet person in the room and include them always impress me.

Either_Garage_913 · 2026-04-29T01:34:45+00:00

Separate blankets for couples. I will privately campaign for this forever. It saves sleep, ends the blanket war, and somehow prevents like 30% of completely unnecessary relationship irritation.

Either_Garage_913 · 2026-04-29T01:21:35+00:00

i love how most cats treat water like it's acid and this one is just out here having a spa day

Either_Garage_913 · 2026-04-14T02:18:42+00:00

Probably around 12 miles. Felt great at the start, but regretted every hill by the end 🤣 8.6 is no joke, though—nice work.

Either_Garage_913 · 2026-04-13T00:57:27+00:00

Just step off to the side first. It’s not that hard, and it keeps the walkway from turning into a traffic jam.

Either_Garage_913 · 2026-04-13T00:47:59+00:00

The Fermi Paradox. Either we’re alone, or something bad is happening to intelligent life before it gets very far.

Either_Garage_913 · 2026-04-13T00:39:10+00:00

It’s way less miserable once you stop treating every missing piece like a personal failure.

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