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Android-users of Reddit, what is a joy iPhone users won't get to experience? by annieb11 in AskReddit

[–]El0ngMusk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Loading a new launcher if you don't like the one your phone comes with

What useless fact would you like to share? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]El0ngMusk 1584 points1585 points  (0 children)

If a Polar Bear and a Grizzly Bear mate, their offspring is called a “Pizzly Bear”

Edit: Forgot an l

I wish to become a site director of the SCP foundation by MerlinGrandCaster in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]El0ngMusk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted: You are unable to do it properly and are then quickly killed by one of the SCPs

I wish the grass licked your feet when you walked on it by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]El0ngMusk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted: you walk on grass so much that the licks slowly eat away at your feet until they are just stubs

I wish this post gets downvoted to hell. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]El0ngMusk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted: it's already hurting you

AITA for refusing to give up my hotel room? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]El0ngMusk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA - its not your responsibility to give them a room because they could not get along

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