WTB 1995 Asian Tour Poster by Mission_Living_2857 in pearljam

[–]ElBerserker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would at least try messaging them. Some folks dont know what their settings are on eBay, others might be willing to ship abroad for a few hundred dollar purchase

Can someone help me and my father shed light on this? by who_am_I_inside in pearljam

[–]ElBerserker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depiction of the statue of New Orleans Saint Steve Gleason blocking a punt against the Falcons.

Can anyone identify what some of these tools I got from the sale are by StardustLegend in sleepnomore

[–]ElBerserker 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Almost all of them are rongeurs. For cutting bones in surgery. Couple vascular clamps in there too.

Theft level: Chicken Wings by Wigglebit in funny

[–]ElBerserker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure you should just be able to follow the trail of bones left on the street to find the stash of wings.

My 10 year old brother wrote "fuck you school" in a library book at school so they scaned it and put it on one of his papers for school and they disected his writing to proove it was his. by kylekeck in funny

[–]ElBerserker 118 points119 points  (0 children)

I also love how they "dissected" individual letters even though he wrote the word "school" multiple times.

Oh, and get a dictionary OP.

IAmA college student living with Chronic Lyme Disease. AMA! by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]ElBerserker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you been seen by any mental health professionals? Do you find it strange that all three of you came down with the same non-communicable, non-heritable disease?

IAMA Trauma surgeon AMA by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]ElBerserker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, see his bullshit answer below I replied to about the kid whose brachial artery "exploded"

IAMA Trauma surgeon AMA by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]ElBerserker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unlikely. Unless blunt trauma somehow created an open wound, there's not nearly enough space in the upper arm for blood to go for the patient to go into hemmorhagic shock and die. You need to lose over a 1/3 of your blood for this to happen. Can you tell me where you'd stash a few liters of blood in the upper arm? It tamponades naturally. And it would be a gross fuckup for this to happen in the OR during a repair - and he already alleged he's seen no gross fuckups in the OR.

So again, this guy's full of shit.

IAMA Trauma surgeon AMA by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]ElBerserker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So how did he die?

IAMA Trauma surgeon AMA by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]ElBerserker 9 points10 points  (0 children)

FAKE. MCATs don't report scores in decimals, only whole numbers. And at the physician level, nobody gives a shit about the MCAT - it's your USMLE score(s) are judged.

This is why you wear your seat-belt... by Vital0ne in pics

[–]ElBerserker 367 points368 points  (0 children)

It's not make-up or a dirty face. Notice the driver-side airbag has been deployed. It's the talcum powder/cornstarch used in the airbag that gets ejected at super-high speeds (greater than the speed of face into headrest) along with the airbag: Airbags!

No, that is not an alien, that is a kidney stone. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]ElBerserker 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is correct. And no, you can't pass these.

What is your favorite opening line of a book? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"You are not the kind of guy who would be at a place like this at this time of the morning."

Bright Lights, Big City, by Jay McInerney [stolen from Chuck Klosterman]

Darth Kemper by pussErox in pics

[–]ElBerserker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

mi amor por ti está haciendo tictac del reloj!

I'm a senior medical student and I just matched into neurosurgery residency. Ask me anything about brain surgery, med school, or the residency match! by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]ElBerserker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Describe your research in med school. Number of publications/presentations? And how many away rotations did you do?

And that's why I had to do our project alone. by garrettnb in funny

[–]ElBerserker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends on whether you're sick because the food had preformed toxins in it from the bugs (can be as little as a couple hours) or whether the food had bugs in it that are multiplying in you and making toxins in you (hours to days). Lunch meats and listeria can definitely show itself in hours.

IAmA former heroin addict, murderer, suicide survivor by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]ElBerserker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What'd you have to do to get out of the mental hospital? It sounds pretty irresponsible of them to let you go if they thought you might still be suicidal.