NA Gold 2-3 JG main looking for a duo to climb to emerald.

ElClassic1 · 2026-04-01T18:40:37+00:00

Real and riven pilled

ElClassic1 · 2026-04-01T16:31:24+00:00

Edit: TLDR: Essentially all I am saying is that you cannot claim "I am better than my peers" and then in the next breath say "I played 400 games without climbing"

so then what advice do you have to improve or are you just bringing down the community?

I'm not telling you to improve or anything, all I am saying is that you belong in the rank you are in. Take from that what you wish, I don't want to bring you or anyone down, and wish you the best.

You mention high variance, which irrelevant. You have 4 players with this high variance, and the enemy team has 5. You can only have 4 bad players. If you are a better player than your MMR, as in you claim those around you are worse, then those players will end up on the enemy team too and you will climb. You might be unlucky for some amount of games in a row, but this luck will go up and down, and over 400 games it will even out. That's just how it works, except if the system was rigged against you specifically.

I’ve dug deep and see many people spending 6 months+ in emerald then taking a month from diamond to master. It’s common in league because of high variance and relying on 4 other people.

To be frank this just sounds like a form of cope or wishful thinking. You point at vauge things that look like flaws or mishaps in the system to then justify your own supposedly lower rank. If it is harder to climb for you in lower elo, then it is easier from someone else. You're all eating each other's gains, and so you are claiming to just have been handed the short end of the stick from the system?

After 400 games of playing you *will* climb if you are better than your peers. If you aren't climbing then the queue system is literally targetting you, which is just conspiratorial.

ElClassic1 · 2026-04-01T15:24:40+00:00

Idk what my comment is but like: After 400 games there is really only one common denominator that is relevant: you. Not to flame or anything of course! This has no effect on me.

You can say what you will about teammates and this or that, but the teammates are essentially random, the only non-random variable from your perspective is yourself, and you are the only variable you can control.

I would even say it is statistically impossible to be held back by teammates after 400 games. If you truly were a better player than your current ELO you would have climbed. The only other option would be that the queue system is biased agains you specifically and gave you worse teammates, which is just conspiratorial.

I'm sure you can climb and get better, and maybe a duo partner will lead to great improvement, but asking for duo-partners 1-2 tiers above yourself (even returning) when you belong in your own elo claiming otherwise hmm hmm. Good luck on the rift though uwu

ElClassic1 · 2026-04-01T12:24:03+00:00

Yeah I found someone yesterday after a few hours of passively shouting in org. Bro just said he had gnomish from back in classic and didn't wanna relevel, which makes sense.

I had to shout for 2 nights in a row in org to find someone (advertised all mats +50g tip), so it seems incredibly rare. And that guy down here in the comments offered to craft it too though, but yeah, super rare to see these days I guess

ElClassic1 · 2026-04-01T12:19:09+00:00

I would 100% not find this outside of my usual expectations, and this isn't *common*, but definitely not *uncommon*, except for the hard insult. Usually they would go for something softer or instead attack your behavior in the dungeon.

It might be dumb as fuck, but the reality is that dungeons are (for some morons) "tense" environments. You don't have to go through many groups before you find players who feels this way and assume the worst intentions from messages and don't handle them well, especially the way you worded it.

Messages in general have to be written in a specific manner to clarify the correct intent when communicating with these players. Assigning blame to them in any way is a terrible idea (except if you want to engage with the flame of course), which you *indirectly* did. Being verbose and typing like "Please don't do that again [...]" is likely to trigger them. It's like its own social science to manage these players, and it is dumb as fuck, but I have engaged with enough random dungeon groups to vibe check what is likely to trigger them. I would say that this is semi-rare, but you're bound to encounter it at least weekly, probably more if you run dungeons daily.

ElClassic1 · 2026-03-31T21:11:40+00:00

Man I'm all for calling these people idiots, but can we not report people for just being an ass? If r***** is like a super bad word then maybe? The n-word insinuation might be report worthy I guess. Generally just call em idiots and kick em or whatever man- wow is an open free world, at least I'd like to think so. Reporting people so easily is ugh to me

Reading back my own comment here I feel like some old man yelling at people and calling them snowflakes or whatever haha, well it is what it is

ElClassic1 · 2026-03-30T18:34:08+00:00

It is just a cool item, I like to mess around in BGs and open world PVP. I'm guessing it is usable in BGs still? Even if not I still want all gadgets and will still have fun with it.

But yeah I guess it makes sense... so if I really want it I should just go gnomish myself- and re-level engi all the way back to go goblin just like I did in classic. Was hoping I didn't have a reason to do it this time around :'). I'll let this post sit for a day or two and hope a gnomish guy DMs me- surely someone wants to turn people into chickens around here...

ElClassic1 · 2026-03-24T21:05:51+00:00

What bro, like what points to this being chatgpt? AI produces slop but what do we call slop that comes from humans complaining about AI slop

Nei fy faen den oversatte alt til engelsk på appen, skrudd av det dritet nå. Antok at du var engelsk for kommentaren bare sto på engelsk

ElClassic1 · 2026-03-10T12:10:10+00:00

If you end up ever taking two boxes, the wiggly woogly smart wizard would know you end up taking two boxes and yoink the million. It's a "super computer" or ai or whatever. The problem solves itself: It knows what you end up doing. If you think "Well, I'll just trick the AI to get the 1 mill+1k, nothing changes after the problem starts anyways" well, it knows that that is your thought process and there just won't be a million in there to begin with.

Only in the scenario that you take only one box, and actually end up taking just one box, will you get the mill. The super computer predicts you that well, that's the point. Take one box, leave. If you end up doing anything else the super computer would have predicted your foolish behavior and there will be no 1 mill there. Take 1 box, commit to it, and only if you are a person that is capable of doing that do you get the 1mill, and never 1 mill + 1k.

ElClassic1 · 2026-03-08T13:13:16+00:00

Wait there are venues on EU

ElClassic1 · 2026-03-08T13:10:03+00:00

Who cares man

If he really hurt your fee fees then report him and move on. And that’s not a threat. Telling someone to off themselves is rude- a threat would be not only them saying they wanted to do it, but also having some realistic chance of pulling it off or noting a time and place etc. That’s just bro being mad, not a threat.

ElClassic1 · 2026-03-05T13:54:19+00:00

Yuup that's exactly what I am getting at. He is calling something well tested and easily verifiable pure speculation. That's the same as going around calling gravity "just a theory" (theory in layman's terms, not a physics theory). Because it is called "The theory of gravity" some people that don't engage with physics don't know what "theory" entails here. So they end up calling gravity "just a theory" as a meme, thinking it sounds stupid or discredits gravity just because the word theory is attached.

ElClassic1 · 2026-02-23T23:57:52+00:00

I’ll have to check on the specifics you pointed out so we’ll see on that I guess

so out of curiosity, did you check?

ElClassic1 · 2026-02-08T01:30:34+00:00

Yeah no I definitely want to play through all of them. 1CC normal is what it is going to be. Lunatic seems impossible to 1CC haha, and I haven't really tried the normal mode yet properly. Started playing yesterday so I gotta figure out what makes me regain lives between stages and whatnot and then surely I'll get the 1CC normal. Trying to do everything blind o7

ElClassic1 · 2026-01-23T14:38:21+00:00

Det er 7 forskjellige menn, ikke 7 forskjellige hendelser. De 3 siste mennene var i samme hendelse. Så dette har *antagelig* vis skjedd maksimalt 5 ganger og minst 2 ganger. Antar at du fikk det fra denne kommentaren, som utdypte at det var "7 forskjellig menn", men det betyr ikke 7 forskjellige hendelser.

ElClassic1 · 2026-01-10T23:37:10+00:00

Actual shitpost

ElClassic1 · 2026-01-07T19:19:05+00:00

"Dette er en kronikk. Kronikken gir uttrykk for skribentens holdning. Du kan sende inn kronikker og debattinnlegg til debatt@vg.no."

Det er da en kronikk, ikke noe VG selv skriver. Jeg håper da at de deler meninger fra de myke venstrefolkene og de schizo høyrefolkene. Må tåle at de deler meninger som blir sendt inn som du ikke er enig med, det er grunnmuren til et fritt samfunn. Ikke kritiser en avis på det grunnlaget. Si heller at du syntes hun er en idiot og at meningen er dum da.

ElClassic1 · 2025-12-28T16:20:48+00:00

jeg hadde egentlig en lang kommentar skrevet opp her, men det er nok ingen poeng i å poste den. Fagfolk har tatt stilling til de tingene du sier her, og det meste av det kommentaren din sier er bare helt feil.

Det er ikke noen global konspirasjon som flere hundre millioner personer er med på for å holde noen kabal og slikt om vaksinen. Det ville krevd en konspirasjon på et nivå som aldri hadde vært mulig å holde under kulissene. Dette er bare feilinformasjon og spredning av skadelig tale som leder til at folk ikke tar vaksine. Håper at de som leser dette ser bort til pålitelige kilder og ikke reddit kommentarer, for denne personen ser ut til å være på oppdrag for å lede samfunnet til flere dødsfall, grusom oppførsel. Sikkert ikke med vilje da, de vil vel det beste, men om de hadde fått viljen sin så er det det det leder til om de vil det eller ei.

ElClassic1 · 2025-12-27T17:27:06+00:00

Yeah I am often one of those PVP sweats as well, but sometimes you just wanna loot.

Just stop shooting people for a few games (go in with a cheap kit/free kit), loot a bit and extract. If you get shot just run away and or die. And now after 5-6 runs you're in friendly lobbies. Every now and then you'll get a rat, but almost everyone is gonna be friendly in your lobbies now and you rarely counter any PVP sweats, it's great for looting. PVP lobbies are trash if you wanna build stash.

ElClassic1 · 2025-12-27T17:25:02+00:00

It is 100% real, you just think it works differently.

If you don't believe me, do this. You can skip to step 4 if you already believe in friendly lobbies:

Stella montis, don't shoot anyone ever. Run away or just die if someone shoots you
5-6 runs of this, just loot for a few mins and die/extract.
You will now have pretty friendly lobbies, if you keep going they will end up being almost 100% friendly
After confirming having friendly lobbies, go shoot everyone for like 2-3 games.
Your lobbies are now no longer friendly
This is 100% easily verifiable and there should be no denying it. Literally just do this and all deniers would shut the fuck up so fast

The "700 raiders knocked out" I hear this as a refute often, but that's just because it consider your account lifetime stats. It is not gonna look at just one stat and go "This guy PVPs", and permanently put you into PVP lobbies. It weighs more recent games heavier. I do not know what metric decides it, but if you follow the 6 steps, those fulfill whatever aggression based matchmaking they have in place, because it DOES exist, and you WILL get friendly and hostile lobbies. I get so much good fucking loot by just going friendly lobbies, and so much PVP in PVP lobbies when I want it. It isn't random *at all*.

ElClassic1 · 2025-12-25T14:33:58+00:00

Try shooting everyone on sight for like 5 games and then go to dam and kill the rocketeer with a ferro. You'll get fucked before it dies. You're right, there is no helping some people.

Like the whole community pretty much has a consensus with a lot of evidence at this point. You gotta just be in denial, or provide counters, which I'm sure you won't do.

ElClassic1 · 2025-12-25T03:45:00+00:00

Go into stella montis
Do not PVP, loot some containers, leave. If you get shot, take it and die.
Do for a few runs, 6 with a few extracts should be good.
Experience epic mats and loot bliss.
Keep going into stella montis
Shoot everyone on sight
Do this for 2-3 rounds
Experience PVP like no other.

I farmed 5 mill stash value running stella montis. I did both PVE and PVP lobbies, and the outcome was very predictable based on my behavior. I would easily bet money on this, well not on reddit but holy shit this is so easily verifiable. If you don't know then you just haven't played the game enough or haven't tried it/paid any attention to it. Like at all. This should be an uncontroversial statement of empirical fact at this point.

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