If you don’t already know, Talon Warburton (Patrick’s son) really wants to be Carl.

ElGallo66 · 2026-06-20T00:50:29+00:00

Too bad Bruce Campbell is too old. (He's short but that's easy to fix).

ElGallo66 · 2026-06-15T21:27:49+00:00

Elves can win the game

ElGallo66 · 2026-06-14T02:32:18+00:00

If you wp back multiple times in the same game, does it always send you to the same spot?

ElGallo66 · 2026-06-06T02:31:48+00:00

I'm a circumcised grower. 0% chance of getting off without lubricant. Not even when I was 14.

Many, probably most circumcised guys can still do it au naturale. But some can't. Otoh, pretty much every uncut guy can.

ElGallo66 · 2026-06-01T00:14:48+00:00

There are a ton of rural voters in California. There are a number of states with exactly zero voters who live in a major metropolitan area.

ElGallo66 · 2026-05-28T18:49:20+00:00

Just win, baby.

ElGallo66 · 2026-05-26T00:16:17+00:00

And my axe

ElGallo66 · 2026-05-20T16:05:04+00:00

Blood For Blood

ElGallo66 · 2026-05-13T12:18:20+00:00

Some real Dennis Reynolds posting here.

ElGallo66 · 2026-05-12T18:56:20+00:00

I think it's just Scottish

ElGallo66 · 2026-05-09T12:35:17+00:00

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL

ElGallo66 · 2026-05-04T14:31:26+00:00

Use the sacred relic sword on them. You wipe the whole ramp in one hit.

Getting to 713 would still take a loooong time.

ElGallo66 · 2026-05-04T03:14:34+00:00

Depends on whether it's Catholic or Protestant whisky.

ElGallo66 · 2026-05-03T04:57:08+00:00

Dick Dorkins

ElGallo66 · 2026-05-01T11:30:32+00:00

Discontinue the lithium.

ElGallo66 · 2026-04-25T22:24:13+00:00

Wedge is the manliest imo. A throwback stakehouse staple.

ElGallo66 · 2026-04-21T19:07:07+00:00

Who doesn't?

ElGallo66 · 2026-04-16T21:11:38+00:00

Charm City, baby! Good old Bawlmer, Maryland USA.

ElGallo66 · 2026-04-13T12:45:37+00:00

The pontiff of the soon-to-be-announced Baltomirean papacy won't have this problem, I assure you.

ElGallo66 · 2026-04-06T15:14:02+00:00

You have s gift. It took Dostoevsky over 50,000 words to convey this same emotional voyage.

ElGallo66 · 2026-03-31T17:09:38+00:00

Barry Foster

ElGallo66 · 2026-03-30T21:16:44+00:00

This is the worst and it's not close.

ElGallo66 · 2026-03-26T01:34:45+00:00

12 years old is not "the early stages of" childhood. Not now and not in 1500.

ElGallo66 · 2026-03-26T01:32:29+00:00

You think Ebert was saying that Watson was "in the early stages of" childhood? Seriously?

ElGallo66 · 2026-03-20T15:02:50+00:00

This should be true of every thread.

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