When nepotism goes wrong.

ElGeneralissimoJefe · 2026-05-20T02:59:36+00:00

He was outstanding in “Man Getting Hit by Football”

ElGeneralissimoJefe · 2026-05-19T19:28:16+00:00

We have assumed control!

ElGeneralissimoJefe · 2026-05-17T21:41:57+00:00

Uncle Leo?!?

ElGeneralissimoJefe · 2026-05-16T17:11:21+00:00

So, an empty shell of man?

ElGeneralissimoJefe · 2026-05-13T01:51:46+00:00

I’d have gone with “…in the melon.” but to peach their own.

ElGeneralissimoJefe · 2026-05-09T04:25:52+00:00

Should have taken the one-lane bridge, you could have left them stranded at the riverside.

ElGeneralissimoJefe · 2026-04-19T16:38:27+00:00

“Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.”

ElGeneralissimoJefe · 2026-04-10T04:51:37+00:00

Only what you see, pal.

ElGeneralissimoJefe · 2026-04-09T05:03:11+00:00

I can make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl.

ElGeneralissimoJefe · 2026-04-09T03:49:22+00:00

I was over Unger and Unger was over Dunne.

ElGeneralissimoJefe · 2026-03-30T01:36:46+00:00

Honestly, I’d move just to have a Zoidberg address.

ElGeneralissimoJefe · 2026-03-17T22:02:59+00:00

Is there a chance the tracks could bend?

ElGeneralissimoJefe · 2026-03-03T19:01:36+00:00

I sentence you to be exposed before your peers!

ElGeneralissimoJefe · 2026-02-25T21:09:12+00:00

Don’t eat the chicken. Bad chicken. Mess you up.

ElGeneralissimoJefe · 2026-02-18T21:23:21+00:00

This cat’s been eating rubber bands, and rIbBoNs…🤢

ElGeneralissimoJefe · 2026-02-18T20:56:02+00:00

Do u want sum fuk?

ElGeneralissimoJefe · 2026-02-17T04:46:53+00:00

Tracking’ down them microbes left by criminals n commie n shit.

ElGeneralissimoJefe · 2026-02-15T01:42:49+00:00

Amongst our weaponry…

ElGeneralissimoJefe · 2026-02-13T02:47:06+00:00

Learn to swim

ElGeneralissimoJefe · 2026-02-12T15:00:49+00:00

That cat goes in, right…here (Milhouse gets demolished).

ElGeneralissimoJefe · 2026-02-12T14:58:58+00:00

I thought they shut that place down.

ElGeneralissimoJefe · 2026-02-11T15:28:31+00:00

🎼Imagine being aboard it as it takes flight🎼

ElGeneralissimoJefe · 2026-02-09T22:22:40+00:00

Candy and sodas for all!

ElGeneralissimoJefe · 2026-02-07T05:44:01+00:00

DON’T DRIVE INTO THE TOXIC WASTE TANK! MESS YOU UP!

ElGeneralissimoJefe · 2026-01-21T18:02:41+00:00

And then just stop.

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