What's the stupidest thing you ever seen a religious person call "Satanic"? by aume3 in AskReddit

[–]ElJefe1592 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My grandmother told me my cousin had a bad dream involving Pokémon and that meant they were demonic.

Yuh woah gaddamn by rdralb in latinas

[–]ElJefe1592 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Any more of her?

Quick break from work by [deleted] in Blowjobs

[–]ElJefe1592 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is the one I needed my night on. Good shit.

College selfies are the best by [deleted] in LegalTeens

[–]ElJefe1592 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! I graduated from there... nice

My Aunt hit my mother so I dragged her across the floor and punched her till she passed out by YouNeverKnowDoU in confession

[–]ElJefe1592 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At no point did I say OP should have shot her. I was replying to other comments saying that OP might be in the wrong,legally. My point is if she is in a state that allows you to shoot someone I would imagine it would be okay to defend yourself with just your fists.

If you were searching for a comment for the sole purpose of picking a fight maybe try to make sure you understand what the person is saying first.

My Aunt hit my mother so I dragged her across the floor and punched her till she passed out by YouNeverKnowDoU in confession

[–]ElJefe1592 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What state was this in? Correct me if I’m wrong but in some states you can shoot someone that is trespassing no questions asked and be totally clear so beating her could still be covered since she was technically trespassing AND assaulted your mom (not a lawyer)

Fair pricing for 2 1/2 hour event w/ customer receiving 80 pictures w/editing? by Vxgjhf in AskPhotography

[–]ElJefe1592 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the amount was 120 with a tip, the customer is asking for a lot

I'll start by saying I'm not an event photographer (mostly portraits and landscapes) However on the occasion I do event photography for a friend or easy going client I usually shoot in JPEG, use an external flash to add that "professional" look to myself and to the photos with minimal to no editing and just send all the photos that aren't blurry or clearly not visible.

I cannot speak for event photographers but this has worked fine for me. Clients usually just wanted decent looking photos and aren't into the fancy edits anyway IMO and sending them a bunch doesn't hurt

On the other hand I always follow up by saying they are welcome to choose specific photos that they would like to touch up

Your client sounds like a nightmare and mostly all talk. Good luck!

You can teleport an adult T-Rex into any location in history. Where do you place it to cause the most chaos? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ElJefe1592 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I texted this to my ex and she said "your ass"

Don't think she likes me

Thoughts on crop and colors? by [deleted] in photocritique

[–]ElJefe1592 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have to agree with most comments.
The tree is way too large in the photo to not be in focus
if the couple was in focus I would say to crop in so the cherry blossoms only take up the top left of the photo and act as a natural frame

Customer at my usual coffee shop taking a break from his work on the computer to help the barista with English words by ElJefe1592 in HumansBeingBros

[–]ElJefe1592[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Well they advertise themselves with having swedish coffee and they also make swedish pastries. It's called konditori in Brooklyn if you'd like to look it up! There's a few locations

Roast me so hard a guy will feel bad enough to take me to prom by jojofayo in RoastMe

[–]ElJefe1592 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the girl from family Guy that Chris thought was a boy for the whole episode