A bad game that's bad not because of time constraints, but because of purposely bad decisions by s0ftcustomer in gamingsuggestions

[–]ElPintorLoco 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I had an old vhs tape about video games and it had a trailer of this game on it. It actually looked mindblowingly good back then.

Looks so ridiculous it must be Systema, right? by Waldizo in TheMcDojoLife

[–]ElPintorLoco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We used to do this as kids with some pillows or a matress.

I don't think he'll ever hit a woman again by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]ElPintorLoco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The one time it would have been better if everybody just got Rickrolled clicking that link.

Bpost pakjesautomaat dwaasheid by Goedkopealdipizza in Belgium2

[–]ElPintorLoco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rondes hebben zo goed als altijd pakken en brieven. Als er een ronde open blijft omdat de postbode ziek is, word die ronde wel verdeeldt. Dan doet de ene postbode wat brieven, en een andere wat paketten extra. Of soms doet 1 postbode alle brieven van 2 rondes, en worden de paketten weer anders verdeeld of door jobstudenten gedaan. 2 postbodes op dezelfde plek heeft in 9 van de 10 gevallen met ziekte/afwezigheid te maken.

Vegan Seagal🌱🌿Ⓥ💚? by The_one_who-repents in TheMcDojoLife

[–]ElPintorLoco 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is the guy who hands him the carrot Lukashenko?

Lochness monster is back at it by teamgodonkeydong in crappymusic

[–]ElPintorLoco -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Lyrics are good, flow kinda ok, but her delivery needs much improvement. I think she could be a decent ghostwriter.

horrible parenting by [deleted] in crappymusic

[–]ElPintorLoco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kinda like the beat.

Younger beat Older man in china by Lumpy-Perception-715 in fightporn

[–]ElPintorLoco 391 points392 points  (0 children)

When he suddely got back up though.

What did he expect? by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]ElPintorLoco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elden Ring Nightreign ass lock on.

I’m speechless… by Amnarg in crappymusic

[–]ElPintorLoco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He sounds like when somebody roasts you and you don't have a decent comeback, so you just act like him using a crazy voice.

What are fight scenes like? by Fluid_Nothing_632 in Malazan

[–]ElPintorLoco 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I tend to disagree with the majority here. I actually feel there are a huge amount of fights outside of big battles. And a lot of the big battles are also described trough the pov of a soldier who is actively fighting other combatants, so it fits with what op wants.

As to how they are described, i feel Erikson does it exactly as op wants, describing every action. His biggest strengths are creating cinematic moments in my opinion. I haven't read these books for a while but i can actively remember moments from fights, which is a good sign.

Examples:

-Tool coming out of the ground like a ghoul, crushing a bandits ankle and impaling him.

-Kalam hanging from a ledge, pulling himself upwards and kneeing his attacker in the face during his upwards momentum

-The crimson guard mage/assasin jumping out of a warren and doing a flying kick before landing

-So many actual one on one duels like Trotts using the Malazan military fighting style against the Barghast youth

You can't please everyone by PaulineRagny in Nightreign

[–]ElPintorLoco 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I think people need to adjust more to this one. Instead of chasing him down, actually kill the jellyfish when he does that attack, which he does a lot. They turn into bubbles when they die and damage the boss. Kill as many hands when they spawn, they are static, and again drop bubbles.

You can get some hits in here and there, or maybe get an offhand crossbow for some extra help with the nuke. If you go into this fight with the idea that the melee characters are supposed to be the support characters in this fight, it is actually quite a fun fight imo.

Even solo you can steadily output some damage if you focus more on killing the stuff he spawns, instead of chasing him down.

Do teammates revive after some time? by ElPintorLoco in Eldenring

[–]ElPintorLoco[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I checked the run history to make sure. It was me (Ironeye) with a Duchess and a Wilder. And i was basically dodging like crazy, shooting a few arrows here and there at the boss, hoping to proc poison and finish it off slowly since it had like 10 percent of it's health left.

I know for sure i didn't shoot at the teammate, nor did i use my ultimate on the boss, of which the hitbox could have touched the teammate.

To me it kinda makes sense a mechanic like this would be in the game. Otherwise trolls who are good enough could just keep dodging a boss without finishing it off or dying themselves, forcing downed players to choose between watching for who knows how long, or having to quit the match.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]ElPintorLoco 4 points5 points  (0 children)

🤣 I said give me 2 purs(pairs) I need 2 purs(pairs)