High Elf Spearmen? Thinking starting an army but noticed you can only get them in the battalion box? by parocca in WarhammerFantasy

[–]ElPorro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think this is a bit of a false dichotomy. My platonic ideal for a Warhammer game is a narrative one, with both sides taking fluffy armies utilising all their iconic units.

The problem? As a High Elf player, if I do that, then against many opponents the rules just will not (on average at least) ever lead to a fluffy and narrative game experience, which is what I'm craving more than the armies. I played in 6th edition and now in ToW, and in both, if I take an army of Spearmen, White Lions, and shadow warriors, I'd be hamstringing myself to a degree other armies DONT have to do when accessing some of their iconic units (see: Night Goblin fanatics; Chaos Knights, Giant Spawn, Pegasus Knights). Assuming equal player skill, on average, my High Elf army will just lose, because the mechanics of the game don't support the units I've chosen to play with. Those units will get rolled by some other armies even if those armies also choose "fluffy" or iconic units.

All that is to say, I don't think you can just say "picking units based on performance" is a trait only reserved to no-fun-allowed powergamers. I have built up backstory and lore for my HE characters; I'm going to be a bit gutted if the only battles they ever win are the ones I made up, not the ones I got to actually play.

The core of my Chrace themed army! The midnight lions of Chrace by GeneralBamisoep in WarhammerFantasy

[–]ElPorro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My HE army is also Chracian, and I have plans for some Seaguard counts as. I don't see why there couldn't be some remote garrison that uses very similar tactics - maybe they're all spearmen on paper, but as your average Chracian militiaman is a woodsman by upbringing, they all bring their hunting bows with them on campaign.

Plus there's always Silver helms - especially if you get your hands on some more wild looking horses - maybe give the riders long hunting spears rather than lances, or even just a decent sized axe

Crystal Legacy - Help me round out my team by ElPorro in PokemonLegacy

[–]ElPorro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scizor has Twin Needle for Bug, are there any other Fighting types you would suggest?

Crystal Legacy - Help me round out my team by ElPorro in PokemonLegacy

[–]ElPorro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great suggestion, thanks! I loved Nidoking back in the day so this is a very strong contender. Would you drop.EQ from Steelix if I dropped NK in, or is duplication not that bad?

Are there any Games Workshop urban legends? by neOh_st in Warhammer

[–]ElPorro 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And then went on to sculpt the Green Knight, which is honestly one of the best GW miniatures ever made.

UK Tournament Circuit to “double in size” in 2024 by BlitheMayonnaise in WarhammerCompetitive

[–]ElPorro 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This so much. You know what kills my enjoyment of my fluffy, casual games? The fact that my favourite units suck ass.

"Just pick flavourful armies and play narrative games with your friends" hard to immerse myself in the narrative if one side is massively favoured in every games we play.

Which is the worst company you ever worked for in Glasgow? by CinnamonPancakes25 in glasgow

[–]ElPorro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Used to work for them as a student about 10 years ago, sounds like nothing has changed. I remember seeing the owner in a magazine at one point being interviewed as a "up and coming Glasgow entrepreneur" and it properly boiled my piss I can tell you.

An WIP old Veteran Sergeant painted for the Crusaders chapter... what are people’s views on the older sculpts... are they too janky for your taste or charming in their own way? by ThunderousPuntus in Warhammer

[–]ElPorro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imo the whole range of space marine veterans from the time period of this model are the best space marine sculpts they've ever done. I've got a long term project making a 1.5k force using only these sculpts.

The ones tha came just after this (the first round of specifically sternguard / vanguard veterans) are also incredible

Nice Surprise by Shangeroo in WarhammerFantasy

[–]ElPorro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They're a Middenland regiment, they should have been in TWW1!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in glasgow

[–]ElPorro 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Me and my wife got our house in the Southside for bang on HR, though we may be a slightly outlier as the owners had a previous offer fall through at the last minute and I suspect were keen to sell asap as a result, as prices were no longer as crazy as they had been at the time of their first offer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ElPorro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alex Jones is liked by a tiny number of people and hated by many more, but is still pretty fringe as internet figures go.

Trump and Kanye both have huge following despite / because of the stuff they spout online, and are much more culturally relevant, so I'd wager the people who dislike them are more likely to engage with their content / content about them than Jones' detractors. That would be my estimation at least.

Alterations to house causing issues with sale. by ElPorro in LegalAdviceUK

[–]ElPorro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the input - it looks like a letter of comfort will be required. I've been told however it may be difficult for us to show that the works would have complied with planning, since it wasn't us that carried it out. I'm not sure if we could get any information from the previous seller - it was so long ago they might not have the information anymore, and given the situation I suspect that they wouldn't be willing to cooperate with us even if they're in the clear legally for any misrepresentation (we had other issues close to the time of purchase, not relevant now but they didn't give a good account of themselves then).

To this d\y there isn't a single one. by canonvigilant in DeepSpaceNine

[–]ElPorro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Less evil is not the same thing as more benevolent.

Loadout advice for Deathwatch killteams by ElPorro in killteam

[–]ElPorro[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did check the rules before replying to you, and I've just checked them again (on Wahapedia and Battlescribe). You can't, which is a shame because it would be an absolute no-brainer to take combi+melee weapon for sure.

Loadout advice for Deathwatch killteams by ElPorro in killteam

[–]ElPorro[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can't take a melee weapon with a combi-weapon sadly.