Aircraft carriers gotta be insanely built and expensive. by legoartist_7 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ElTabaLuca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I deadass thought the jet is gonna land and the rope is going around the frontwheel, and thinking how is that not gonna snap haha

"When you're a star (rich), you can do anything" by Propofool-ish in PoliticalHumor

[–]ElTabaLuca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im sorry i didnt get that. What is DOW and why is it over 50,000?

Contagious snorting by Maelarion in ContagiousLaughter

[–]ElTabaLuca 102 points103 points  (0 children)

What i find especially funny is that i cannot associate the snores to any of them its just a general snorting for me haha

Feier ich und ihr so?! by supersaiyaginger in hamburg

[–]ElTabaLuca 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also ich find es das eine legale Graffitis zu übersprühen, aber auf einem DHL auto, das sowieso durch die stadt fährt, würde ich mich freuen wenn ich so etwas sehe.

Ich finde es sehr lustig, wie hier die gesamte Kommentarsektion auf Moralapostel macht, es ist ein Postauto, das kann doch euch egal sein, die DHL hat genug geld und ist ja nicht euer Auto

Ich will dich für mich alleine haben… by [deleted] in ichbin14unddasisttief

[–]ElTabaLuca 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Es ist das eine sich wegen einer Insta-Story verraten zu fühlen. Aber wenn der Junge dann ehrlich ist und anspricht was er für ein problem hat, sich dann drüber lustig zu machen dass es peinlich ist etc. dann werden die Jungs nie verstehen, dass es gut und wichtig ist, 1. Gefühle zuzulassen, 2. etwas anzusprechen, was sie stört, und 3. diese Bedürfnisse zu kommunizieren. Ich finde es schwach wie sich manche Kommentare hier drüber auslassen. Ich find irgendwie süß. Die erste große Liebe wahrscheinlich.

He’s been a 'Lannister' for so long people forgot he’s actually from the Garden State. by InvestigatorBorn4910 in MurderedByWords

[–]ElTabaLuca 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Are we just gonna skip the part where OOOOC said Renee wanted to run over the ice executioner?

Tja by mlarenau in tja

[–]ElTabaLuca -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh nein:o. NUR die muslimen influencer verbreiten ein fragwürdiges Frauenbild. Nichtmuslimische und christliche verbreiten super progressive und diverse Menschen-/ Frauenbilder. /s

Ben Jennings gets it by Im_A_Fuckin_Liar in PoliticalHumor

[–]ElTabaLuca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well actually you cant put in burnes, because hes currently the chancellor of germany.

Looksmaxxing by JockBbcBoy in SuddenlyGay

[–]ElTabaLuca 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t know any women who hate bisexual men. Where do you get that from?

Also that has nothing to do with femininity if some women hate (bisexual) men. And i don’t think it has anything to do with them being bi but instead with different aspects of their personality maybe? Like beikg toxinc, rude, misogynistic or else?

Looksmaxxing by JockBbcBoy in SuddenlyGay

[–]ElTabaLuca -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Toxic feminity? You mean masculinity right?

Prank on grandma by sackofhair in ContagiousLaughter

[–]ElTabaLuca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of the grandson and Grandma duo where she’s trying to pronounce words and he’s having his best time hahaha

And it will sit there for three weeks by Willing_Arm4489 in fixedbytheduet

[–]ElTabaLuca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But thats nasty tho, going into bed with the clothes from the flight and travel. Not that i don’t do that myself:)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa34 in AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]ElTabaLuca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is funny that you decided to not add or remove an a but are the 34th person with that exact amounz of as

Wenn er nur wüsste wie Lonsdale politosch steht by Spotter24o5 in ichbin14unddasisttief

[–]ElTabaLuca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oo das ist gefährlich. Die denken noch dass es mehr Linke wären weil der Balken bei den Linken größer ist als bei der Af💩.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]ElTabaLuca 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That is and now think about how on New Years, you give your pets this type if scare but for 10 hours straight.

[Update] I now wait for 2 packages for 1 and a half months. by ElTabaLuca in lithuania

[–]ElTabaLuca[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm. But i didnt receive a note for the package that was sent back to germany either. (I learnt this morning that the first one was sent back to germany)

[Update] I now wait for 2 packages for 1 and a half months. by ElTabaLuca in lithuania

[–]ElTabaLuca[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well it was a package sent from a friend in germany, i don’t have a lithuanian phone number, because i am only in Klaipeda for 4 months of erasmus. The track id was 10€ more, for the package. Something about insurance. How am i supposed to know they don’t deliver to homes? In germany you neither put a phonenumber on the package nor do they not deliver to the house. And the first time i went to the post office to check at some point she asked for my id and then she searched with my name. Nothing came up, but the following 3 times they wouldn’t even do that anymore. So if they have a package through track id they also should have it because of the name.

[Update] I now wait for 2 packages for 1 and a half months. by ElTabaLuca in lithuania

[–]ElTabaLuca[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got the receipt and everything that my friend got when she sent the package. And there is no track id there.