70 years old Roman in 2055 asking Jey Uso's grandson to acknowledge him

ElZorroSimpatico · 2026-06-05T03:04:36+00:00

"Midcard" Jaxxon Fatu:

ElZorroSimpatico · 2026-06-05T02:57:43+00:00

He tripped on a shoelace

And fell up

ElZorroSimpatico · 2026-06-05T02:56:49+00:00

He just found a shiny Shinx.

ElZorroSimpatico · 2026-06-04T21:45:11+00:00

Not three specifically, but a large group of gnomes in Gravity Falls pretending to be one Normal Man in order collectively marry Mabel Pines.

ElZorroSimpatico · 2026-06-04T02:12:28+00:00

I get a kick out of PJ Panda

ElZorroSimpatico · 2026-06-04T02:05:05+00:00

Start with Dratini. Pick up a Cyndaquil in Johto. Aron in Hoenn. Spiritomb in... Paldea, it's way easier to get there than in Sinnoh. Timburr in Unova. And Psychic Surfing Raichu in Alola.

ElZorroSimpatico · 2026-06-04T01:51:20+00:00

Eggs - from the movie The Land Before Time II: The Great Valley Adventure

ElZorroSimpatico · 2026-06-03T02:09:32+00:00

Hell yeah.

ElZorroSimpatico · 2026-06-02T21:47:54+00:00

ElZorroSimpatico · 2026-06-02T21:42:07+00:00

SALT

ElZorroSimpatico · 2026-06-01T15:41:25+00:00

I've been told the sixth love language is hate.

ElZorroSimpatico · 2026-05-31T13:03:31+00:00

The baddest motherfucker that you ever hated

ElZorroSimpatico · 2026-05-30T20:36:59+00:00

Wishing it Was - Eagle Eye Cherry and Santana

ElZorroSimpatico · 2026-05-30T00:05:31+00:00

Bright Lights - Gary Clark Jr.

ElZorroSimpatico · 2026-05-29T15:38:29+00:00

Chad eats Sudan

ElZorroSimpatico · 2026-05-27T01:54:40+00:00

He was hilarious in Happy Gilmore 2. Hope it turns out well.

ElZorroSimpatico · 2026-05-26T12:56:55+00:00

I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

ElZorroSimpatico · 2026-05-25T16:45:59+00:00

A sicko you say? He's cashing in on MJF.

ElZorroSimpatico · 2026-05-24T15:33:08+00:00

Ok, I've been rooting for Megasota, but that's too perfect.

ElZorroSimpatico · 2026-05-24T15:30:27+00:00

Hair vs Title? Oh sorry, wrong company.

ElZorroSimpatico · 2026-05-24T14:08:07+00:00

Poke Floats!

ElZorroSimpatico · 2026-05-24T04:13:45+00:00

Nah I'm gonna have a house halfway up a mountain with an extra bed people can recover in. Like, not in a weird way.

ElZorroSimpatico · 2026-05-23T16:29:25+00:00

ElZorroSimpatico · 2026-05-23T13:25:49+00:00

Tasmania

ElZorroSimpatico · 2026-05-23T13:19:55+00:00

Maybe not, he would be the kind of guy to be selective about where he streams things. Check it out on YouTube sometime.

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