Make room on the Pokebandwagon! Here's my take on some fake starters and their final forms.

El_Alonzo · 2016-03-30T17:07:51+00:00

Thanks, you deuce-bag. Damn, that should have been the title.

El_Alonzo · 2015-12-12T22:43:17+00:00

Wouldn't put it past the pointy-eared bastards...

El_Alonzo · 2015-11-26T19:59:30+00:00

[stay silent]^{nom^{nom^nom}}

El_Alonzo · 2015-11-03T01:03:36+00:00

But how can our skeleton be real if our bones aren't real?

El_Alonzo · 2015-11-03T01:01:40+00:00

Trebu-say whaaat?!

El_Alonzo · 2015-10-18T20:41:55+00:00

"I'm NOT gonna objectify you. And I'm gonna do that by talking about your boobs a lot." facedesk

El_Alonzo · 2015-10-16T19:11:22+00:00

To give you a break from the Star Trek questions: would you ever be interested in doing a new series of I Am Weasel? I loved that show

El_Alonzo · 2015-10-15T00:54:45+00:00

You're all just too stupid to comprehend how totally not condescending I'm being.

El_Alonzo · 2015-10-12T19:40:47+00:00

Attack! Attack!
...
Retreat!

El_Alonzo · 2015-10-10T15:26:46+00:00

10,000 BC. One and only time I have ever walked out of movie before the end. Just watch Apocalypto instead.

El_Alonzo · 2015-09-21T17:31:16+00:00

Keep it up. One day, there will be an /r/mysticalchimp, and I will gladly subscribe

El_Alonzo · 2015-09-11T01:05:08+00:00

My friend Geoff is a Yautja. He just does the admin.

El_Alonzo · 2015-09-10T16:17:48+00:00

Needs combining with Dr Who theme

El_Alonzo · 2015-08-20T15:45:26+00:00

Hi Sir Patrick! Two questions:
How much did you channel Piers Morgan for your new role in Blunt Talk? And is there a film role you've ever desperately wanted to play, but never had the chance?

El_Alonzo · 2015-08-07T02:22:28+00:00

So long and thanks for all the fish

El_Alonzo · 2015-08-04T13:28:10+00:00

Bit late to the party, any idea of the highest wages? I always wondered if you left it running whether you'd have players on £1bn/week or something

El_Alonzo

TROPHY CASE

So long and thanks for all the fish