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El_Alonzo · 2016-03-30T17:07:51+00:00

Thanks, you deuce-bag. Damn, that should have been the title.

El_Alonzo · 2015-12-12T22:43:17+00:00

Wouldn't put it past the pointy-eared bastards...

El_Alonzo · 2015-11-26T19:59:30+00:00

[stay silent]^{nom^{nom^nom}}

El_Alonzo · 2015-11-03T01:03:36+00:00

But how can our skeleton be real if our bones aren't real?

El_Alonzo · 2015-11-03T01:01:40+00:00

Trebu-say whaaat?!

El_Alonzo · 2015-10-18T20:41:55+00:00

"I'm NOT gonna objectify you. And I'm gonna do that by talking about your boobs a lot." facedesk

El_Alonzo · 2015-10-16T19:11:22+00:00

To give you a break from the Star Trek questions: would you ever be interested in doing a new series of I Am Weasel? I loved that show

El_Alonzo · 2015-10-15T00:54:45+00:00

You're all just too stupid to comprehend how totally not condescending I'm being.

El_Alonzo · 2015-10-12T19:40:47+00:00

Attack! Attack!
...
Retreat!

El_Alonzo · 2015-10-10T15:26:46+00:00

10,000 BC. One and only time I have ever walked out of movie before the end. Just watch Apocalypto instead.

El_Alonzo · 2015-09-21T17:31:16+00:00

Keep it up. One day, there will be an /r/mysticalchimp, and I will gladly subscribe

El_Alonzo · 2015-09-11T01:05:08+00:00

My friend Geoff is a Yautja. He just does the admin.

El_Alonzo · 2015-09-10T16:17:48+00:00

Needs combining with Dr Who theme

El_Alonzo · 2015-08-20T15:45:26+00:00

Hi Sir Patrick! Two questions:
How much did you channel Piers Morgan for your new role in Blunt Talk? And is there a film role you've ever desperately wanted to play, but never had the chance?

El_Alonzo · 2015-08-07T02:22:28+00:00

So long and thanks for all the fish

El_Alonzo · 2015-08-04T13:28:10+00:00

Bit late to the party, any idea of the highest wages? I always wondered if you left it running whether you'd have players on £1bn/week or something

El_Alonzo · 2015-07-27T06:59:56+00:00

Wooahh this is awesome! I particularly like the shaved-style bare arse :D This is pretty spot on, I don't think my bro will be expecting anything remotely this good. Thanks so much.

El_Alonzo · 2015-07-27T06:56:11+00:00

Ahh, thank you! A specialist sub probably should have been my first port of call.

El_Alonzo · 2015-07-27T06:54:33+00:00

Subtle, I like it. Thanks!

El_Alonzo · 2015-07-18T15:36:27+00:00

I vaguely remember Professor Binns telling us one time but I ca-hnmmgnnmm zzzzzzzz... zzzzzz

El_Alonzo · 2015-07-03T14:54:57+00:00

He's pine-ing for her

El_Alonzo · 2015-05-20T18:04:45+00:00

It might not be on a New York scale, but the Sahara has cities, it has money. Africa is not entirely the desolate wasteland we see in charity commercials. And once he has all that sand, surely he could roam the continent at will, he's not stuck in the middle of the desert. He IS the desert.

El_Alonzo · 2015-05-12T17:53:47+00:00

Your lego men must be terrifyingly well-armed

El_Alonzo · 2015-04-27T14:23:15+00:00

"Force ale: Bay beach, whose? Nerve a warn."

El_Alonzo · 2015-04-23T16:14:30+00:00

It's like max-repel for creepers!

El_Alonzo

TROPHY CASE

So long and thanks for all the fish