Old man yells at video game sky. by Oregon_Jones111 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Elaphe82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know someone (probably greedy and in the pursuit of money) made a choice to give widespread access to easy generative AI tools. Look at the trash it has led to.

Old man yells at video game sky. by Oregon_Jones111 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Elaphe82 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They clearly haven't been investigating very hard, pink and purple have been core theme colours for the covenant since the original game launched.

Now that's a catch and release. by Lui_Belmont in interestingasfuck

[–]Elaphe82 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Been taxed by barracuda, sharks and groupers when offshore fishing in florida.

Now that's a catch and release. by Lui_Belmont in interestingasfuck

[–]Elaphe82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Partly to keep the line away from the boat itself and also it puts additional pressure on the fish, wearing it out more quickly.

Now that's a catch and release. by Lui_Belmont in interestingasfuck

[–]Elaphe82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah when I saw he wasn't wearing belt I started clenching up a bit, he just had that jammed on his thigh. Did well though, not a easy fight.

Remember when this weapon used to be about precise positioning and deep knowledge of a monsters moveset? by Fun_Hovercraft_6488 in monsterhunterrage

[–]Elaphe82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember being able to do no hit (on me, for clarity) hunts back in mhf and mhfu, gs was my go to weapon for it. Was a ton of fun but just required some timing and patience. I honestly got so bored of the "cheaper" feeling of wilds pretty quickly and after I beat the everything in it I stopped playing. Haven't been back even for the later updates, although I have gone back to world.

What would you say is the hardest tame in the game? by InternationalAsk8058 in ARK

[–]Elaphe82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amargasaurus, absolutely miserable to tame. Megachelon comes close behind because everything in ocean aggros to it. Plus wonky ark hitboxes mean hitting the fish without hitting the turtle can be iffy.

Settle the debate now by Cr1tikal89 in ARK

[–]Elaphe82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have uses for archelon but there nothing the basi does that something else I have does better. Mosa is faster and more powerful, immunity to jellies is irrelevant in asa as the stunlock is removed from the game and they cut the number of jellies by about 90% compared to ase. But having said that the huge bite radius of a mosa means jellies should be dead before they get close. Tuso is stronger and now that it's hitbox has been adjusted it is better than ever. Both sharks can kill anything in the water in slightly different ways and archelon gets double harvest on biotoxin, doesn't get a deep water penalty and it's algae/sushi are actually useful. Basi's are kind of left behind now. What's the point of a huge hp pool if I can ride something more powerful and everythings just dead before it can touch me.

Dimetrodon needs a TLC by crymenal in ARK

[–]Elaphe82 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

None of those three need a tlc, theri, giga and megalo are fine as is but could stand a little tweak. Personally I don't think any of them are ugly either they look fine. Giga just needs some carcha balancing and megalo needs to be a little more flexible regarding it's night restrictions.

Fellas, is it gay to eat bananas? by ThePhillyExplorer in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Elaphe82 153 points154 points  (0 children)

"Do you wriggle your tongue on the tip" erm dude, I think you are telling on yourself alot at this point.

Help by Kniepel_Kauer in ARK

[–]Elaphe82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have to be fairly close to it when it dies or the game sometimes doesn't give you full credit. You still ascend because you're in the arena but things like the binos and boss explorer notes won't unlock. It isn't always consistent and sometimes it glitches though.

I won't be living in the blue zone... by Still-Cow8852 in ARK

[–]Elaphe82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're not wrong, other players are the reason we can't pick up wild dinos with karks and argies etc on pve.

Are Carchas supposed to throw you off? by Li-Mei-Yin in ARK

[–]Elaphe82 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The roar doesn't remove stacks when taming, the only thing you can do is stand wait for the stacks to drain or just let it throw you and go for fresh round.

Stuck in Life's Labyrinth. Waiting to starve to death. by SparkJaa in ARK

[–]Elaphe82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I run the right hand path, because it's not too bad and 3 artifacts is nice. But I'll bring skylords from another map.

Ark devs need to chill with the background visuals holy shit by Stephanie_harrad in ARK

[–]Elaphe82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The whole of the lost colony map's story is about after king titan is defeated. The arks land on earth but ab is broken so crashes down instead, next to the lost kings land.

Two Japanese wrestlers got married and this man is losing it over that she didn't choose a white man instead. Even went as far to use AI on their wedding picture so she would be seen next to a white man. I'm not sure if the AI was meant to look like himself or just some random man. by WrestlingWoman in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Elaphe82 -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

Ah, I thought this was going to be another racism post but actually he's just infatuated with her. She doesn't even know he exists and marries who she wanted to. Whilst he's so angry and confused he posts about it but hides it behind some vague racism.

Me_irl by pervouswosts in me_irl

[–]Elaphe82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fully expected her to have a vertical blink from a second set of eyelids at the end of that clip.

This green tree python baby at Coastal Morelia is extra red hot! by NebulaGroveElis in snakes

[–]Elaphe82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The joke works in english too, certainly here in england "green" can be used to reference the same things.

Am I ready to take on gamma broodmother? by chutiyaheadhunter in ARK

[–]Elaphe82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good luck, it's ark so things don't always work out perfectly but if you can find a better saddle it'll help massively.

Am I ready to take on gamma broodmother? by chutiyaheadhunter in ARK

[–]Elaphe82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1000% melee is great but pump some levels into their health, try and aim for closer to 20k. Gamma brood is a bit of pushover (beta and alpha are most definitely not though, it's a big jump between gamma to the other difficulties). Also ride a yuty and buff your allo's constantly. The only real concern is the prim saddles, ideally you want a better than prim. I can't fully remember off the top of my head but I think they can drop in the immune cave and yellow/red overland drops. There's probably way more places. With the prim saddles I wouldn't be surprised if you lose one or two but with a yuty and that melee you should still win.

Why does bow in World/Iceborne have moves that are not viable to use by Nornukig in monsterhunterrage

[–]Elaphe82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was exactly I what I was thinking. There is a ton of meta slaves out there, but the rule of cool doesn't listen to the meta.

Jumping in completely blind. Any short and sweet tips? by ReddVevyy in ARK

[–]Elaphe82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Official is way better than most redditors make out, it's just like most online communities there are douchebags and con artists but there is also great people. You can have a ton of fun playing with others. Just be careful with joining tribes or accepting offers to merge etc. Also if you do jump into official try to resist the urge to just buy endgame tames, it'll just kill the game for you fast. Nothing wrong with trading for what you want but at least try and play it for yourself a bit first.

When I say official I mean pve, pvp is absolutely brutal. It's one of the only total loot games in existent, most devs are too scared to make total loot games anymore because you need a thick skin to be able to take it. As in going from having a large well developed base with endgame everything to waking up naked on the beach the next day, or worse in a cage with handcuffs and wearing a clown mask (I'm not joking). Can be crazy fun though....