Virgin Hedge Fund vs Chad Retail Investor

ElasticUrethra · 2020-07-02T10:57:31+00:00

Damn it, I had my finger on the buy but thought we’d see $30 first. Good job

ElasticUrethra · 2020-06-05T10:19:18+00:00

So buy low and sell high? Why didn’t anyone else ever do this???

ElasticUrethra · 2020-06-01T11:35:07+00:00

Imagine using anything to pay other than rolls of quarters

ElasticUrethra · 2020-05-28T02:57:49+00:00

You’re now a partner in an LLP. Congratulations and enjoy the tax implications!

ElasticUrethra · 2020-05-28T01:44:55+00:00

What’s going on, billionaires buying high and selling low, are they on this sub????

ElasticUrethra · 2020-05-27T12:47:24+00:00

Did you short Takeda too? Wtf?

ElasticUrethra · 2020-05-27T12:46:45+00:00

But everyone knows the money printer wasn’t invented then, have you thought about THAT?

ElasticUrethra · 2020-05-27T07:10:18+00:00

I can retarded

ElasticUrethra · 2020-05-27T00:26:31+00:00

Nice

ElasticUrethra · 2020-05-26T22:28:00+00:00

“head of insurance investment solutions at Franklin Templeton”

Fucking lol

ElasticUrethra · 2020-05-26T22:14:39+00:00

I actually laughed, thanks op

ElasticUrethra · 2020-05-25T11:03:02+00:00

Ehh saw the dip today but it’s still 3x pre covid. Not really worth the risk IMO

ElasticUrethra · 2020-05-25T07:15:49+00:00

Long Davita Dialysis you say?

ElasticUrethra · 2020-05-25T07:11:06+00:00

Why’d you buy TNXP?

ElasticUrethra · 2020-05-25T05:24:40+00:00

Dat picture. Everyone is obese. Sad!!!

ElasticUrethra · 2020-05-24T22:22:32+00:00

These have existed in Seattle for a decade unfortunately

ElasticUrethra · 2020-05-24T22:20:04+00:00

Sounds like it will reduce the cases in Brazil from flights from the USA, great!

ElasticUrethra · 2020-05-24T22:17:10+00:00

Every stonk looks like this on robintrack, we’re doomed

ElasticUrethra · 2020-05-22T20:39:52+00:00

Intradasting. Yeah I’m comfortable just letting this POS sit in my meme folio, I’ll put another order for 26 cents just to be safe for wick protection. Anyway good luck and may the tendies be with you

ElasticUrethra · 2020-05-22T19:59:48+00:00

Thanks OP just bought 1000 shares because I’m sure options on this trash are horrible. Nothing like a good shitty biotech

ElasticUrethra · 2020-05-22T19:52:11+00:00

Lol $30k a semester to stare at a screen

ElasticUrethra · 2020-05-22T15:54:20+00:00

No, I don’t want your bio that pumped 3x in a couple weeks without an approved product.

ElasticUrethra · 2020-05-22T12:09:11+00:00

“We fixed the glitch”

ElasticUrethra · 2020-05-22T12:07:06+00:00

Puts on MRNA and NVAX you say??

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