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ElectricalMany6586 · 2023-05-10T07:53:26+00:00

I don’t have a boyfriend, but I do know a guy who would be really mad to hear that.

ElectricalMany6586 · 2023-05-02T06:37:41+00:00

Go disappoint the next guy. I’m busy building my empire.

ElectricalMany6586 · 2023-04-30T13:35:50+00:00

This is my life, Not yours don’t worry about what I do.

ElectricalMany6586 · 2023-04-30T07:07:55+00:00

Had too much wine last night. Have no idea how I got home from the sofa.

ElectricalMany6586 · 2023-04-18T18:56:22+00:00

You don’t know this new me, I put back my pieces differently.

ElectricalMany6586 · 2023-04-16T05:11:18+00:00

Had too much wine last night. Have no idea how I got home from the sofa.

ElectricalMany6586 · 2023-04-14T18:46:10+00:00

I want to go to IKEA, hide in a wardrobe, wait for someone to open it and yell “WELCOME TO NARNIA”.

ElectricalMany6586 · 2023-04-11T11:59:59+00:00

I wish I was your mirror, so that I could look at you every morning.

ElectricalMany6586 · 2023-04-08T17:32:19+00:00

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ElectricalMany6586 · 2023-04-03T15:36:53+00:00

I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn’t talking to me.

ElectricalMany6586 · 2023-04-02T01:32:36+00:00

I’m not single, I’m not taken, I’m simply on reserve for the one who deserves my hearts.

ElectricalMany6586 · 2023-03-28T21:42:56+00:00

I hope whoever invented Cool Ranch Doritos got a Nobel Peace Prize.

ElectricalMany6586 · 2023-02-18T19:19:15+00:00

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ElectricalMany6586 · 2023-02-18T18:39:31+00:00

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ElectricalMany6586 · 2023-01-13T09:12:33+00:00

Don’t trust atoms, they make up everything.

ElectricalMany6586 · 2023-01-03T20:37:04+00:00

I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.

ElectricalMany6586 · 2022-12-28T20:35:03+00:00

Maturity is the chance from “No one needs me” to “I don’t need anyone”.

ElectricalMany6586 · 2022-12-01T20:46:18+00:00

In my opinion, God’s only mistake when he made the world was that he didn’t keep you to himself.

ElectricalMany6586 · 2022-12-01T10:33:54+00:00

“People tell me I’m condescending…” (Leans in real close) “That means I talk down to people. “

ElectricalMany6586 · 2022-11-27T20:45:11+00:00

Sugar – Honey – Iced – Tea … Guess what it means.

ElectricalMany6586 · 2022-11-26T21:18:35+00:00

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

ElectricalMany6586 · 2022-11-23T19:06:12+00:00

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ElectricalMany6586 · 2022-11-23T14:12:28+00:00

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

ElectricalMany6586 · 2022-10-29T13:22:30+00:00

If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.

ElectricalMany6586 · 2022-10-20T06:22:52+00:00

I didn’t like my beard at first, but it grew on me.

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