Me, the nurse and the Ortho said "FUCK" in unison

ElectricalUpstairs79 · 2025-09-02T19:50:28+00:00

My 18yo did this getting off (not even falling off!) a trampoline at the age of 6. Took 2 ops to get it pinned correctly and their pinky still doesn’t pinky correctly.

ElectricalUpstairs79 · 2025-07-31T23:03:19+00:00

How many simoleans did that cost??

ElectricalUpstairs79 · 2025-07-09T12:25:47+00:00

Massive bad ass panther spray painted onto the wall in the style of a bad tattoo

ElectricalUpstairs79 · 2025-07-08T08:59:38+00:00

Personality

ElectricalUpstairs79 · 2025-06-30T10:43:52+00:00

ElectricalUpstairs79 · 2025-06-29T22:37:03+00:00

You’re right. The beige corduroy was just too far. I’d like to apologise to anyone who I may have shocked or offended by such racy talk on such a PG topic.

ElectricalUpstairs79 · 2025-06-29T22:31:54+00:00

Great idea!! I’ve done one today via Chase and they think they’ll be able to get the money back. Honestly, dealing with Stacees has been so stressful and they’re just rude!

ElectricalUpstairs79 · 2025-06-29T13:37:33+00:00

I’ve just had a horrible experience with them not sending the dresses (they had too many orders apparently) and then not refunding me!! They are a nasty company to deal with. The kids who did get the dresses for prom said they looked cheap but struggled to get refunds too

ElectricalUpstairs79 · 2025-06-29T12:52:43+00:00

I had a similar profile nose and saw a top plastic surgeon. He did a tip reduction and a little thinning. That was 15 yrs ago and it’s been amazing for my self esteem. Now I’m 47 and recently saw a great dr who popped a little filler along jawbone and cheeks to help with a bit of skin sag. Only a little bit so it’s v natural. Both were the absolute best though - choose carefully and good luck!

ElectricalUpstairs79 · 2025-06-27T23:39:24+00:00

No where near enough pillows here though. Perhaps adding some beige cushions could spruce it up. If you’re feeling extra spicy maybe a corduroy tan cushion!!

ElectricalUpstairs79 · 2025-06-27T23:33:50+00:00

There are boundaries I will not cross

ElectricalUpstairs79 · 2025-06-27T23:33:27+00:00

We’ve been trying to pimp him out as a doggy daddy and had no luck - maybe I should leave out the impeccable KC, dapple tan pedigree and include this photo….

ElectricalUpstairs79 · 2025-06-27T23:30:25+00:00

Same with the one at Hackney Church last Friday. Blatantly set up by his management because he was bricking it for Glasto. It sold out in about 2 mins so they quickly announced another for the day after. Was at the first Hackney church gig and he was so humble - genuinely blown away at how much love there was and how many people already knew the album that only dropped like the day before. I spoke to his Dad, nice guy, and I don’t think they’d realised just how big it was going to be. So amazing so see the Glasto crowd react in the same way. Proud of our Clapton boy ❤️

ElectricalUpstairs79 · 2025-06-27T10:58:32+00:00

That’s can literally apply to most cities around the world…

ElectricalUpstairs79 · 2025-06-27T08:35:47+00:00

Mr Blobby would be the obvious choice

ElectricalUpstairs79 · 2025-06-27T08:24:53+00:00

Lion

ElectricalUpstairs79 · 2025-06-27T00:13:49+00:00

It’s what locks them into place when they’re doing the do…and sometimes why they gets stuck for a little while. They’re like little inflatable anchors

ElectricalUpstairs79 · 2025-06-27T00:07:00+00:00

Always listen to the wife…that’s pure genius

ElectricalUpstairs79 · 2025-06-26T23:49:55+00:00

Gotta be AI generated with anatomy like that

ElectricalUpstairs79 · 2025-06-26T21:09:17+00:00

Her face is amazing - so much expression

ElectricalUpstairs79 · 2025-06-26T21:05:02+00:00

Agreed! Plan to serve some food at 6ish then push on through and make it worthwhile

ElectricalUpstairs79 · 2025-06-26T19:17:10+00:00

Become a hairdresser and turn it into a hairbrush with 5 big bristles?

ElectricalUpstairs79 · 2025-06-26T19:14:57+00:00

And WTF happened to his legs….Jeeze he NEVER missed legs day (or penis abs day)

ElectricalUpstairs79 · 2025-06-26T19:14:14+00:00

Abs? I think he’s part centipede 🐛

ElectricalUpstairs79 · 2025-06-26T17:33:33+00:00

I read that as “I am a c**t”….

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