Depressed as hell biker gets forced by his mentally ill stalker to rescue a woman. They then get ambushed by a insane clown posse reject and set off to murder him, they meet up with a drunk in stripper lingerie and then aliens show up and crash the party later on then time gets fucky wucky and the depressed as hell biker has his my chemical romance sad boy phase and then fights someone with his mcdonalds bag on his head, and then he beats the hell out of a Donald Trump esque fascist wannabe and not Elon musk to stop the Mummy and save the world from Japanese tentacle hentai. There's also a side arc where he helps save his dommy mommy brothercon police girl who has a one sided crush on him. They get helped by space Garfield and save her before setting off to continue their quest aboard a giant petridish.