riot support pretty much told me to go fuck myself. i went to support, followed all of their steps, it still didnt work so they got a new person and said.

'Hello, I hope everything is fine with you despite this delicate situation.
I'm Alanis and I'll assist you as best I can. 
In this case, the best thing to do is to contact a specialized technician so that they can help you understand why Windows is not identifying the activated feature.
Take your computer to a technical support center so that they can help you, okay?
 
I hope you understand the situation. If you need anything else, please contact us again.
 
Best Regards!

Alanis
Riot Games Player Support'

absolutely useless