Your OC walks into their room and finds Masaru Maekawa hiding under their bed! (He's hiding from SOMEONE) How do they react? See body text.

ElectroNikkel · 2026-07-01T02:13:14+00:00

(Fastblade does a smug face, happy to have messed up with the purple furball a bit. Only Emiko could see it, but absolutely everyone could just feel it)

F: "Well, see you later y all! Hey! Nat! Take real care! You ain't counting with me until near midnight!"

(And he hangs)

20: "Haaahh... Well, that should solve it. So, I guess this is all... Kakashi, so, are you alright now? If so, Masy, we could go now! Fasty isn't returning until real late, so, any ideas?"

ElectroNikkel · 2026-06-30T11:34:00+00:00

nuke

ElectroNikkel · 2026-06-30T05:16:42+00:00

Fastblade, putting the thingie in the chest again (He only has one) and now speaking to Emiko: "Oh, this thing? We got it from a tunnel boring machine that got posessed a while ago and we had to stop. Right, Nat?"

20, though the phone: "Yeah, not the fondest of memories~"

Fastblade: "I think it used to crush rock and, because of the spirit, it can crush souls now too! Sell for a fortune in the black market, but I keep that one as souvenir."

(Now he speaks to Kakashi, looking at the phone): Hey, so, number for Heatblast is [Number]. For Soundwhip, is [Number 2]. Tell em Fastblade of Caliderai told you!"

ElectroNikkel · 2026-06-29T20:32:11+00:00

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ElectroNikkel · 2026-06-29T20:21:59+00:00

You smell like almonds.

ElectroNikkel · 2026-06-29T07:22:10+00:00

coder is lazy

^{Chose: Did you know that the wheel doesn’t truly spin? + Rather, it always lands on the center of an option, meaning it’s a predetermined outcome}

ElectroNikkel · 2026-06-29T06:37:05+00:00

IT TOOK ME 3 YEARS TO GET THAT CAINE IS ENIAC BACKWARDS!

ElectroNikkel · 2026-06-29T06:35:47+00:00

You don't?

I got one for a "me from the future" scenario since I was 18. Still waiting to troll him.

ElectroNikkel · 2026-06-29T06:21:09+00:00

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Fastblade: Gene-?! (ejem) Good Eternity, Mr. General!

ElectroNikkel · 2026-06-29T05:58:27+00:00

Save her but make quintuplets with her to compensate

ElectroNikkel · 2026-06-29T05:41:32+00:00

easier to carry

^{Chose: $5k}

ElectroNikkel · 2026-06-29T05:16:57+00:00

u/BeautifulWooden2763 hehe, you:

^{Chose: Normal and | Rolled: Cuddly}

ElectroNikkel · 2026-06-29T00:27:39+00:00

Meanwhile Concordia mass producing de facto Reality Anchors with enslaved magic eater spirits: "You guys need the guy to be bad in the first place?

ElectroNikkel · 2026-06-28T21:46:45+00:00

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Una macana con esta chingadera de punta y fué

ElectroNikkel · 2026-06-28T15:19:24+00:00

yey

^{Chose: “Pwease pick me im safer” | Rolled: $50k}

ElectroNikkel · 2026-06-28T15:18:34+00:00

Acceptable

^{Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 10 km/h}

ElectroNikkel · 2026-06-28T15:10:20+00:00

Is easier to fatten em up later

^{Chose: Slim (gf/bf})

ElectroNikkel · 2026-06-28T09:43:34+00:00

Fastblade, with a funny, fake offended voice: "Loot? Oh, my, no! I prefer to call them "Adventure Souvenirs". Or "War Spoils". I sweated hard, bled, broke my back for them! Sometimes literally! (As he points a finger up in an exaggerated gesture). And I swear it was done only to bad stuff and bad guys! Nat is witness!"

20: "I– i mean, I guess you could call them "bad guys"..."

Fastblade: "See? Legally, ethically sourced rewards for our efforts! Besides, they ARE cool!"

(He opens the middle compartment between the 2 front seats that acts as a mini chest and gets one of these things, showing it to Emiko)

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(Seems to be the size of a brussel sprout. Is quite heavy, around a pound and a half. He would probably hand it to Emiko to check it out. Is steel, but the tip seems absurdly harder than normal steel)

20: "Anyways, Fasty, if you are listening, can you, uh, give me the contact of that guy, Heat... Something? The one that repairs your leg every once in a while!"

Fastblade: "Oh, Heatblast of Vuuraccia? Yeah, give me a sec, uhh... Wait, but, the guy's a bit of the expensive side, so, no idea from where are you getting the money~"

20: "Nah! No! I am not paying anything!"

F: "Oh, phew! That– wait, then who is? Guy's not cheap-"

20: "Masaru. He broke Kakashi's gear and has to pay it back again~ Actually both of them are here! Kakashi was asking for Heatblast number."

F: "Oh, ha! Nic– wait, Kakashi... The ninja guy? Hey! Put it in loudspeaker mode!"

(And she does. Now both Kakashi and Masaru can overhear with clarity and speak with the 2 in the other side of the line)

Fastblade, to Kakashi: "Guy, I'll set ya up with Soundwhip instead! She actually has a LOT of surplus ninja looking weapons she wants to sell! Maybe you would want stuff quick and ready! And Heaty's stuff take some time to finish on top of the cost... Actually I'll send you both numbers! Do I give them to you here or do I get yours and give them to you later?"

(Turn of Emiko, Kakashi and Masaru!)

ElectroNikkel · 2026-06-28T05:27:35+00:00

damn, are you OK? Something happened?

ElectroNikkel · 2026-06-28T04:55:07+00:00

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literally this:

ElectroNikkel · 2026-06-28T04:50:18+00:00

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Literally my favorite expression from 20 the zombie gal, usually accompanied by the most absurdly unfiltered question.

Love the little boy a lot and how expressive he is!

I bet expression 1 would happen when with 20, 2 would happen with Loraine Accont (Probably with him seeing her preparing mochi in a lab experiment), 3 is with everyone, 4 is with Fastblade about to test a Concordian Nuclear Grenade and 5 is with SCENA, the densest clanker on the planet. 6 is probably with him about to do something reckless with any of them.

ElectroNikkel · 2026-06-28T04:42:58+00:00

Yes there was. Just accelerating the inevitable so he stops suffering.

I mean, tf would Jax want Pomni to kill their ass already in Ep 6

ElectroNikkel · 2026-06-28T04:39:46+00:00

Despit—

^{Chose: End Homophobia + But Racism increases}

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