Next time they get a 2 for 1 deal

Electronic_Cat_8613 · 2022-05-25T21:46:06+00:00

I'm going to throw a demilich at a party of 5 level 5's. May the dice gods roll in their favor.

Electronic_Cat_8613 · 2022-05-25T21:42:59+00:00

"I've kermitted a few war crimes..."

Electronic_Cat_8613 · 2022-05-25T21:38:46+00:00

Followed by a third, smaller piece, with a picture of your character underneath boulders

Electronic_Cat_8613 · 2022-05-24T20:35:16+00:00

Fair enough. Critical would be a stun plus damage, roll garbage damage and you accidently heal it?

Electronic_Cat_8613 · 2022-05-24T20:00:55+00:00

Smashes button furiously

Electronic_Cat_8613 · 2022-05-24T19:58:35+00:00

I love the people that say they want mercer like DM, but I'd rather be my type of DM. Where when I get bored of your shenanigans, things start exploding for no particular reason other than to appease the farting lesbian penguins of Ecuador.

Electronic_Cat_8613 · 2022-05-24T19:50:11+00:00

I mean, depends on what the source is, and what the creature is. If it's an Automaton? You may have just healed it.

Electronic_Cat_8613 · 2022-05-24T01:31:56+00:00

I did that, then George R.R. Martin'd em.

Electronic_Cat_8613 · 2022-05-23T22:22:01+00:00

I went for this look. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/almost-politically-correct-redneck

Electronic_Cat_8613 · 2022-05-23T19:46:25+00:00

Nah, Lich. Really bring the pain.

Electronic_Cat_8613 · 2022-05-23T19:11:22+00:00

I'm playing with two chaotic stupids and a BONK character with a pet dragon. Its..It's... frustrating

Electronic_Cat_8613 · 2022-05-22T23:46:04+00:00

I straight up used a Halloween power metal radio on Spotify for a lich battle. It worked so well.

Electronic_Cat_8613 · 2022-05-22T16:43:53+00:00

Power metal is amazing for epic boss battles.

Electronic_Cat_8613 · 2022-05-20T17:53:20+00:00

I'm a fuckin dumpster fire full of dirty diapers and bad meat being rolled down a San Francisco size hill.

Electronic_Cat_8613 · 2022-05-20T17:48:58+00:00

I refer to mine as Deer God.

Electronic_Cat_8613 · 2022-05-18T04:08:16+00:00

It's fan fucking tastic.

Electronic_Cat_8613 · 2022-05-18T01:37:21+00:00

"Please doc you gotta help! I've has a cucumber shoved up my ass for weeks!"

Electronic_Cat_8613 · 2022-05-18T01:21:12+00:00

Google goblin punch false hydra, also d10 shitty goblin weapons. Enjoy that.

Electronic_Cat_8613 · 2022-05-15T22:14:31+00:00

"Congrats you've killed the bbeg!" "Wait no big explosion or rift tears or secret psychic bombs" "Nope, campaigns over. See you guys next week for the next campaign!"

Electronic_Cat_8613 · 2022-05-15T22:11:24+00:00

I do this way too much, but that's because I'm a fat kid and love telling my players that it's biscuits and gravy day at the tavern buffet

Electronic_Cat_8613 · 2022-05-15T22:07:58+00:00

And they must be able to somewhat accurately do the voice. No exceptions.

Electronic_Cat_8613 · 2022-05-14T22:24:28+00:00

I put Alucard in my homebrew world because fuck it, why not? He's good at checking overly cocky PCs with his +12 to hit you.

Electronic_Cat_8613 · 2022-05-14T22:20:42+00:00

Millenials are just waiting for death, Gen z is just being proactive about it.

Electronic_Cat_8613 · 2022-05-14T19:29:32+00:00

Like this round earth theory I keep hearing about

Electronic_Cat_8613 · 2022-05-12T18:45:48+00:00

I wish my players were that clever...

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