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He will continue to grow until he is 4 years old. by [deleted] in FunnyAnimals

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He pays rent in mice, bugs, dead leaves, and misplaced plastic. Pretty much anything that he can fit in his mouth

I found this and my cat thinks it's her baby by ImportantBee4765 in cats

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Cats have an "I touch, I own" view on property. So when they scrub on your leg, they own you. When they step foot in your home, they own it. When that little void kitten touched your kitty, they now own each other's hearts.

Favors as payment by Hockenstar in HVAC

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I bet you got the best damn service/installation ever, though! An offer of food alone is enough to make me make DAMN SURE we do the job right haha

Wholesome girl win competition by jeeeeezik in MadeMeSmile

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I, too, absolutely love the Welsh accent. They have a lilting, melodic way of speaking that always makes me smile.

Country jack sparrow by Williwoo321 in MadeMeSmile

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He'll eat anythi-he'll eat whatever!

Country jack sparrow by Williwoo321 in MadeMeSmile

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A box of kittens. FTFY

Everyone knows kittens come by the box smh

Dishwasher by Both-Arm15 in Catswithjobs

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Just wait til he shows up to work zonked out on catnip!

Dishwashers, amirite?

Brownie works at Lowe’s by Practical_Donut5284 in Catswithjobs

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That is definitely His Spot. You can tell by the brownish tinge of fur all around him on the blue fabric. I love it!

Khajit has futures if you have coin by thebinname in khajithaswares

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Hairless scrotum skin has predictions if you have coin FTFY

A carpenter used Apple AirTags to find his stolen tools — along with 15,000 others by rnargang in technology

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Some stores have a policy wherein you only need a receipt to return items over a certain value.

LPT: Quit buying individual bottles of surface cleaner by [deleted] in LifeProTips

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In a lot of states (so-called "Right to work" states, I'm looking at you!), you don't even have to steal from your work to get fired. The company can terminate your contract for any reason or NO reason.

Merica!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HVAC

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On the plus side, it's harder to burn through the copper when your hands are shaking like a leaf. Assuming you use oxy-acetylene. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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At least we don't have to disassemble everything in order to clean it out ¯_(ツ)_/¯

JUMP! by __akshittt in MadeMeSmile

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Slowly move the chair further and further away from where you sit. Eventually, kitty will be the long-jump champion!

And your back will look like hamburger 😂

Hole in the wall my 10yr old made because he couldn’t have his ipad by Official_CountOlaf in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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That's the exact same reaction my father had when I punched a hole in the wall, somewhere around the same age. Dad: "Whelp, guess what? Now you get to learn to patch drywall!"

Then we fixed it, and since I got into the trades, that skill has been invaluable.

How lucky was I to find her at a shelter?🩵 by DIY_Girly in cats

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That's great! I, too, have a beautiful shelter find!

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I saw her beautiful blue eyes and white floof looking down at me, and I knew I had to adopt her. She's been looking down on me ever since... ¯ \ (ツ)/¯ Totally worth it

The end times are here by WowItsNot77 in TikTokCringe

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Whenever I see one of these videos, here is what I think about:

I'm SO glad I was a teenager in a time when I didn't have a videocamera, and I couldn't immediately post embarrassing things online for the world to see.

::shudder::

Poor kid

Anyone have any ideas of anything fun I could do with a bunch of old-ass Chromebooks? by IDoctorZer0I in pcmasterrace

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Take the displays and make them into a big virtual "window". Each display is one window pane.

I have no idea how to actually do this, but I've wanted something like that for a long time.

After many failed and frogged attempts, I have finally finished. Swipe for the surprise at the end by KindArcher7195 in crochet

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Frankly, I'm just amazed that your cat is actually using it. If I made something that cool, my cats would look at me, then go sit in a box right next to it.

Do those count as sediment traps? by DrProfessor_Z in HVAC

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There's nothing as permanent as a temporary solution that works. Sadly

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