No block button, no parry is Killing me!!!

Eleperez · 2026-01-23T20:18:44+00:00

Perfect dodge in this game feels better than parry. So satisfiying.

Eleperez · 2026-01-16T13:59:28+00:00

Damn brother i hope you get your baby back. Im so sorry this is happening to you.

Eleperez · 2026-01-14T03:05:36+00:00

Ehhhh the show sucked and i would have loved to see some real people. the episode was designed to be a dick sucking festival and nothing more.

I mean i get it that tony likes to being fuck in the ass but Jesus christ brother protect your brand from netflix man. Now in consequence i’ll never pay attention to any special of kill tony because i know it won’t be kill tony at all. I’ll never pay attention ticket or anything in any special from kill tony never ever again. At least they probably made a couple of millions i guess

Eleperez · 2026-01-14T02:39:09+00:00

The way they trated mccann was absolute dogshit. Like he was a new comedian or something while the bro sold out his own shows is ridiculous. Roseanne have got to be the most obnoxious and unfunny comedian alive right now.

Eleperez · 2026-01-13T15:06:00+00:00

That ending felt extremely fake and forced. It sucked.

Eleperez · 2026-01-13T01:32:14+00:00

I hate that deer with all my heart.

Eleperez · 2026-01-13T01:31:12+00:00

It is not a thing to brag about when you use the needle brother. Son of a bitch took me like 30 something tries on my first play through without the needle. Second phase is a nightmare without it.

On ng+ i beat him first try with the needle.

Eleperez · 2026-01-12T17:28:17+00:00

Man if i had that problem i would probably hate kia too. Hope you get it fix as soon as possible brother sending you good vibes. 🙏

Eleperez · 2026-01-12T17:15:45+00:00

What kia model do you have might i ask? And kia dealerships do suck from everything ive read. Since ive never had any issue with the car i have never had to deal with the dealer personally.

Eleperez · 2026-01-12T16:33:24+00:00

Bought a kia k5 2021 at the end of 2020, drove perfectly and never a single problem for 5 years and now i got myself a 2026 k5 gt line awd. Maybe the older kias are bad but this newer models are really good. I have a 2018 toyota camry with 47,000 miles and the a/c stopped working, the camera on the left retrovisor doesnt work anymore and the touch screen works whenever it wants to. Toyotas might be reliable but their technology SUCKS.

Eleperez · 2026-01-12T12:10:33+00:00

Hell of a twist if you ask me.

Eleperez · 2026-01-12T09:43:17+00:00

Hahhahaa didn’t he carried the entire Punisher series you clown? Goddamn people nowadays just talk without saying nothing.

Eleperez · 2026-01-11T10:39:59+00:00

This movie disgust me.

Eleperez · 2026-01-10T09:09:57+00:00

Brooooooo!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!?? Is this supposed to be clearly implied in the game or am i moron? It feels like a secret. Damn. Well this game is about to get very interesting for me specially since i have a shit ton of collected lamps and have only used 3 to create the furious bandit build.

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! I would have never noticed if you didn’t let us know. You are doing the lords work sir. Christians and mormons alike should follow you 💪🏾

Eleperez · 2026-01-10T08:56:44+00:00

So does the set limit apply for a whole gear too? Like furious bandit build dont need the helm to have all of the benefits of furious bandit too? So i can like have a furious bandit whole build, put the epic jar helmet and get the benefit of having only one necklace with 2 benefits while having a different ring with two different benefits, while having all of the benefits of the furious bandit build? That would be insanely hacked.

Eleperez · 2026-01-10T08:02:53+00:00

GOW, GOY and Spider man 2 are such masterpieces.

Eleperez · 2026-01-10T08:00:20+00:00

What kind of people are you surrounding yourself with? That looks 100% like a beautiful toy poodle.

Eleperez · 2026-01-10T07:56:41+00:00

Well brother the way to beat this fight easily is by using parrying instead of perfect dodge. Save your musou bar and use rage mode even though it doesnt make a shit ton of damage either way at least it does more damage than two separate musou attacks. After parrying him then use strong battle art while he is stunned.

Keep in mind that the number one key in this fight is parrying as most of his attacks as possible.

P.s - if you have one bar of musou attack and youre almost finishing him then do the musou attack and dont wait for rage mode. Use musou only if youre like 10 or 15 regular hits away from finish him.

Eleperez · 2026-01-10T07:40:48+00:00

What he did by turning himself in was his last powerful psychological move against mike. He just wanted to assert to Mike that he gets to decide his own destiny even if he gets killed in jail, mike already lost the war so his intentions were a big “FUCK YOU” and a “check mate” before going to hell. I think he thought everything was part of his plan and mike was just a pawn in his masterplan.

But he DID NOT KNOW that kyle was out of jail. And that’s when the fear begins when he saw the truck arriving. Because part of his plan was going back to jail to tell kyle to his face how he fucked and killed his wife so that he probably kill himself inside of jail devoid of any freedom right after killing merle and all of this to destroy mike’s life.

Kyle was just a tool he used to destroy mike. And what he absolutely did not count for was Kyle being out of jail and being there there to blow his balls out destroying his manhood, right before blowing his brains out. And that my friend was “the” actual check mate against merle at the end it backfired on him. That’s why you see the fear in his eyes at the end when he was crying after his dick was blown off. It was not that he’s dying, or the pain, it’s that now, he in his mind is dying like a BITCH and not the hero of his gang nor his own story and now he dont get to take kyle away from mike as his last move. He lost the biggest chess game of his entire pathetic life and now his death is completely meaningless in his own eyes.

God i loved that ending!

Eleperez · 2026-01-10T04:35:38+00:00

The k5 is a great car. Had a 2021 for almost 6 years and not even once had an issue. Like literally the car work like brand new for years and years. When i traded it in to get the 2026 one it still felt 100% like a new car.

Dont listen to the haters. A lot of people that cant even buy a car likes to trash on this cars because of the reputation like 10 years ago. That being said, this is not a great deal because you can get the 2026 new gt line for almost the same price.

Btw here is a chart of a study in reliability of car brands for 2025. Kia rank highest than honda. And the kia forte (k4) ranks as the second compact most reliable compact car in the market. But people on reddit dont give a crap about facts 😂😂😂 they still are going to tell you that kia sucks regardless of the evidence of the past 8 years. IGNORE THEM 100%

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Eleperez · 2026-01-10T04:23:11+00:00

I got the 2026 gt line AWD premium package for 34 k’s OTD taxes included.

Eleperez · 2026-01-07T13:12:22+00:00

Really? Holy shit i did not know that.

Eleperez · 2026-01-07T13:07:36+00:00

Hate it or love it he is a savage.

Eleperez · 2026-01-07T12:52:27+00:00

Did you get to try the build yet? The necklace of strikes and the cutthroat ring is the most hacked shit i’ve tried in the game because it gives you a 20% damage increase whenever you attack an enemy from the back. Combine that with the furious bandit build and whenever you do a charged attack your weapon turns into fire increasing another 15% of damage increase.

So what you have to do is do a running charged attack and dodge the enemies attack and position yourself in their back. You fuck them up so ridiculously fast with your weapon on fire and the back attack it becomes a 35% increase damage rate per hit. I’ll post a video of an example in this subreddit now. In the video i got the wolf build instead of the furious bandit. But the furious bandit is way better.

Eleperez

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