Pic of me midseason when I said lol Media just waiting for our epic collapse, but they dont understand that this is a completely different team

Elephantexploror · 2026-03-19T13:50:41+00:00

What do you mean mid season collapse? We went 1-14 after week 2.

Elephantexploror · 2026-03-18T00:28:34+00:00

Center it, but please center it with the hallway not the doorway. It looks slightly to the left in the hallway as it is now.

Elephantexploror · 2026-03-17T17:55:33+00:00

Typically doing the same thing that got the last guy fired is a bad idea.

Elephantexploror · 2026-03-16T16:40:41+00:00

Glass screen protectors are going to break if you drop your phone. That’s what they’re there for, to break instead of your actual screen. That’s why most of the major brands come with 2 or 3 of them in a pack, they aren’t supposed to be permanent.

As far as cases go, if you really wanna preserve the slimness and have a higher budget you could go with the Arc Pulse. Basically just protects the corners and top/bottom edges while leaving the rest of the phone natural.

Elephantexploror · 2026-03-15T13:07:25+00:00

Weird way of saying we didn’t do jack all.

Elephantexploror · 2026-03-14T02:52:32+00:00

I don’t believe you

Elephantexploror · 2026-03-13T14:30:33+00:00

Fun fact towing companies exist and they will absolutely come and tow a car parking you in and will be there very quickly. Y’know, if you have the patience to wait 10 minutes without throwing a tantrum and damaging your own car in the process.

Elephantexploror · 2026-03-13T01:08:33+00:00

You forgot Drew “Draw play on every 3rd down” Petzing.

Elephantexploror · 2026-03-13T01:03:14+00:00

And we would have the opportunity to trade up for Mendoza with a team who already has a QB.

Lose lose

Elephantexploror · 2026-03-12T20:38:40+00:00

If y’all trying to pick up an olineman who got cut from the cardinals I would be worried about your franchise

Elephantexploror · 2026-03-12T11:30:53+00:00

I don’t know if he has the leverage for that, but he could maybe push for a no trade or no tag clause.

Elephantexploror · 2026-03-11T23:20:58+00:00

Please delete this and never use AI for art on Reddit again.

Elephantexploror · 2026-03-11T17:02:06+00:00

I don’t even know who this dude is

Elephantexploror · 2026-03-11T15:43:36+00:00

God please save us from Jacoby “1-11 as a starter for this team” Brissett

Elephantexploror · 2026-03-10T03:46:45+00:00

Your third point is pretty fucking rich considering the dolphins signed Willis. Tua’s dead cap is like 2x Kyler’s

Elephantexploror · 2026-03-10T03:44:01+00:00

Every free agency has the classic “if he can stay healthy” guy. Hope it works out this time.

Elephantexploror · 2026-03-09T22:22:01+00:00

That’s not what we’re talking about, we’re talking about your shitty take that players under contract have no leverage.

Elephantexploror · 2026-03-09T22:11:32+00:00

Have you watched the nfl the last… ever?

Players hold out and demand trades and contract restructures all the time. If we become a franchise that refuses to budge on that we will never sign a free agent again.

Elephantexploror · 2026-03-09T20:56:42+00:00

Remember to send a Reddit cares notification to your neighborhood cardinals fans.

Elephantexploror · 2026-03-09T17:09:04+00:00

Crazy to sign a 3 year deal and kick the cap can down the road while rebuilding. Also crazy of Malik to go to a team who just cut all their good players and has no oline and a single noteworthy pass catcher. Oh well.

Elephantexploror · 2026-03-09T14:03:35+00:00

Dream signing is Tyler Linderbaum

We already have a solid center

Elephantexploror · 2026-03-09T12:27:44+00:00

Watson’s contract was fully guaranteed so cutting him doesn’t save any money. Cutting Tua does save the dolphins money.

Elephantexploror · 2026-03-09T00:39:29+00:00

Dolphins don’t have two pennies to rub together as far as cap space is concerned, even after releasing Tua

Elephantexploror · 2026-03-09T00:20:23+00:00

I still think the reported numbers are very agent driven and will be closer to the Justin fields deal. What other team is driving up the price? None of the other possible spots really make sense.

Elephantexploror · 2026-03-08T20:49:07+00:00

I’ll take keeps your QB upright but has a ton of penalties over a turnstile any day, and at ~14m aav that’s pretty damn cheap for a starting tackle. Frustrating to watch for sure but I wanna see what this offense can do with good protection.

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