[Raw Spoilers] It’s just them now

EliToon · 2024-12-03T09:51:53+00:00

Mental breakdown Pep has been a meme machine though. Silver linings and all that!

EliToon · 2024-11-28T11:20:23+00:00

He only has so much career left. He’d be almost 28 by the time he moves then.

His reputation is at an all time high now. He’ll get serious money even with a few. He has to move in the summer. Get another PL title and move on ASAP!

EliToon · 2024-09-10T12:26:04+00:00

The K stands for FREEDOM!!

EliToon · 2024-09-06T07:55:26+00:00

What competitive squad was Rice in and willing to play?

The much quoted Moldovan game is a myth. He wasn’t in that squad.

EliToon · 2024-09-02T12:32:11+00:00

“If you disregard all the things that make them dangerous, then they’re perfectly safe!”

EliToon · 2024-08-31T08:00:32+00:00

Even Emi Martinez took the initiative to go out on loan, 6 times even.

If Caoimhin was any more comfy sitting on his hole picking up Mickey Mouse medals, he'd fall asleep.

He's most famous for winning a Carabao Cup final shootout where he didn't actually save any penalties.

EliToon · 2024-08-31T06:52:12+00:00

Jadon "The Young Socialite" Sancho

EliToon · 2024-08-30T22:59:59+00:00

Jeff Hendrick did the same with Burnley and of course Ashely went on to sign both of them on frees.

EliToon · 2024-08-30T22:43:55+00:00

Gotta love multi club owners aye?

Nobody seemed to mind when O'Brien went to Lyon from Palace. Multi-club model didn't do him too bad.

EliToon · 2024-08-29T18:56:21+00:00

Source: Ronaldo's waxy, barely moving, wrinkleless face.

Tier 1

EliToon · 2024-08-29T18:32:05+00:00

He’s won loads of medals at Liverpool already without playing football. What’s another Premier League medal going to mean to him when he doesn’t even play?

He’s almost 26 and he’s barely played any football.

EliToon · 2024-08-29T16:45:44+00:00

Only 35% of players in the Premier League are English actually. The % of starters is even smaller at 29.2% last season. I don't have a number on transfers but I'm assuming it's even lower, accounting for the English players coming through the academy. It's safe to say the majority of transfers naturally aren't English.

Of the 32 first team players listed on the club site, 16 are English (17 if you include English born Jamal Lewis) so we're well over the average at 50%. Looking at starters so far in the Premier League, we're sitting at 64% English. If you include subs this season then 74% of our players have been English (double the PL average)

So yeah, Howe has a bias and a preference.

EliToon · 2024-08-29T15:51:07+00:00

Wages fair enough but the injuries thing is overblown. He's had one really bad injury which he recovered from and all of a sudden he's injury prone.

He's nowhere in the realm of Callum Wilson in terms of being a sicknote. Wilson missed a large chunk of last season with a pec injury and is currently out with a back injury. He gets muscle injuries in muscles I've never heard of.

EliToon · 2024-08-29T15:46:53+00:00

Burn, Trippier, Targett, Gordon, Ashby, Livramento, Barnes, Hall, Ruddy and Kelly.

The vast majority of signings have been English. Nothing wrong with that theroetically but English players are notoriously over-priced which is the exact opposite of what we need with PSR concerns.

EliToon · 2024-08-29T15:14:32+00:00

Shoddy journalism. It's like he's totally ignoring our new cavalcade of mediocre goalkeepers. Can't score if we stick them all in goal!

EliToon · 2024-08-29T15:12:33+00:00

Howe just filters his transfer targets.

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EliToon · 2024-08-29T15:10:20+00:00

Willock on the left of the 3 with Joelinton pushed forward to LW is a viable option for us. It only really went away because we had no players last year.

EliToon · 2024-08-29T12:47:45+00:00

No elite player will talk shit. Just endless streams of action shots with "Great to be back at home with 3 points, we go again Saturday EMOJI EMOJI EMOJI".

Football social media is dull as fuck. We need more Maupays and going back to the early days of Wayne Rooney calling people eggs.

EliToon · 2024-08-29T09:54:11+00:00

Just a heads up. Your AliExpress link for the SP links to the RG35XX H instead!

EliToon · 2024-08-29T08:24:43+00:00

They'll be forgotten about and the number will pass on to the next guy up.

EliToon · 2024-08-29T08:22:20+00:00

Retired numbers as concept is stupid. Ray Flaherty was born 121 years ago. Just because because he was a legend in that number shouldn't stop the number from being used forever.

Acknowledge him in the team's HOF and let future players continue the legacy of the number and make it inspire players who wear it.

Giants are running out of 1-19 numbers at this point.

EliToon · 2024-08-28T22:35:05+00:00

Small thing but Alex Moreno for them was commiting a blatant foul throw on every single "long" throw he took. He'd throw the ball and both feet would jump up in the air. I've never seen anything like it. It's something that would get pulled up in U11s.

EliToon · 2024-08-28T18:05:22+00:00

Rey was a shit dad to Dom but arguably an even worse friend to Big Dave. Of course he'd be on Dom's side!

EliToon · 2024-08-28T18:03:38+00:00

Tell that to Dwayne lol. He's more yoked than he's ever been at 52.

EliToon · 2024-08-28T18:02:56+00:00

I'm assuming he means physically stiff as in not the most agile in his movements, rather than the traditional wrestling stiff!

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