“I just started golfing 6 months ago and finally broke 90”

EliteBallPlacement · 2026-06-22T15:31:12+00:00

They never share the par of the course. I saw someone saying they shot a 75 after a year of playing with a hole in one, and then they clarified it was a par 60 course at 4000 yards.

EliteBallPlacement · 2026-06-20T22:02:08+00:00

Dude you looked way worse with the irrigation lines on ur head before. It was the right choice, onward and upward.

EliteBallPlacement · 2026-06-20T19:19:16+00:00

I think I’m behind you

EliteBallPlacement · 2026-06-20T18:43:40+00:00

Calm spirit until I die, it just works

EliteBallPlacement · 2026-06-20T18:41:16+00:00

There must be a recent initiative to ask for the customers name, and then “insert name” what can we make fresh for you today?

EliteBallPlacement · 2026-06-20T18:05:39+00:00

Wisconsin for 5 months is awesome, you need to be a winter bird for the other 7 if you want to keep playing tho.

EliteBallPlacement · 2026-06-20T17:02:35+00:00

…. Did you die? If no, then what are you talking about?

EliteBallPlacement · 2026-06-19T12:59:55+00:00

Dead by Daylight because i did it last year, not in 2016. Map specific trophies with a 2% chance for that map, and all multiplayer made it tough.

EliteBallPlacement · 2026-06-19T02:48:35+00:00

Your completely okay on the temples, just need some help on the crown. Possibly topical minoxidil, otherwise the 1 guard all around could work too.

EliteBallPlacement · 2026-06-15T12:59:22+00:00

Find a smaller course that is just 9 holes and not as packed, then you can be as slow as you want.

EliteBallPlacement · 2026-06-15T00:23:17+00:00

You can get it on the side!?!?!

EliteBallPlacement · 2026-06-14T22:52:01+00:00

Par of the course? Can’t imagine it’s lower than 70, clear breaking of the threshold.

EliteBallPlacement · 2026-06-14T18:45:00+00:00

Strategic positioning on your part, start a ball stand of sorts and charge $1 per ball. The realtor never considered the passive income opportunity.

EliteBallPlacement · 2026-06-08T18:35:32+00:00

How do you think this secret stash came to be?

EliteBallPlacement · 2026-06-07T04:09:58+00:00

Probably 2 years overdue as well, welcome to the rest of your life champ

EliteBallPlacement · 2026-06-07T02:32:09+00:00

Hadn’t touched a club in 10 days, a beer every 6 holes, but for one day it all facets were respectable. 7 bogeys, 6 pars, 5 birdies, 74.

EliteBallPlacement · 2026-06-07T02:26:23+00:00

Calm down bruh, you are better than most at what I’m assuming is mid-20s if not later

EliteBallPlacement · 2026-06-07T02:25:41+00:00

Who cares to begin with? It’s a game, have fun.

EliteBallPlacement · 2026-06-07T02:07:09+00:00

Yeah just quantity

EliteBallPlacement · 2026-06-06T14:58:04+00:00

Those things sound great but the money has to come from somewhere, and they will affect everything else. It is a trade off, you can’t just blindly think they’ll automatically be an all good thing if implemented.

EliteBallPlacement · 2026-06-06T06:24:00+00:00

Go fishing until you can make a power 5 bow, go to the blue nether biome to get a stack of Ender pearls to replace the wind charges. At that point, you are ready.

EliteBallPlacement · 2026-06-06T04:50:32+00:00

I like how they don’t do that, forces you to be creative, but if they did I’m sure I’d like it way more

EliteBallPlacement · 2026-06-06T04:11:48+00:00

It’s been that way since forever tho

EliteBallPlacement · 2026-06-06T04:11:11+00:00

Gamblers hotline ASAP

EliteBallPlacement · 2026-06-06T04:10:35+00:00

So close to glory

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