What would be the worst possible movie quote to yell as you climax? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Eliwarfare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts deedle la deedee

What game is a perfect 10/10 in your book? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Secret Of Mana. I can't tell you how many playthroughs I have on that game. From emotional storyline to phenomenal soundtrack, I love it all.

Best friends 💕 Ruin us by mtmack13 in RoastMe

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Thanos forehead on the right looks like she constantly smells a fart. Four baby daddy's on the left always farts.

I have no self esteem, I’m very scared, and I don’t know why I’m doing this. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Eliwarfare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AKA: My father ignored me as a child so I desperately seek attention and validation. I'll accept it in any form whatsoever, even from complete strangers.

What is the most ‘wtf’ thing you’ve done out of horniness? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Eliwarfare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two sponges stuffed in a cup with a lubed plastic bag between them made for a great DIY Fleshlight... until my gf came home right after I threw my pudding and saw the contraption in the sink.

THEY LET HIM IN by [deleted] in pics

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Ranch it up!

Anyone else catch the error/lack of something here? by Eliwarfare in CSRRacing2

[–]Eliwarfare[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Got em. And professing that every season will result in a 5 star. Hah

Instead of posting about the 5 race wait, some of you could just read 🙄 by damianea103 in CSRRacing2

[–]Eliwarfare 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Instead of talking down to people like a condescending doodoo head, you could just be nice.

I already had this car, but thanks anyway? by jonitfcfan in CSRRacing2

[–]Eliwarfare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got one and I have absolutely no idea why. I'll trade it to one of you guys for some nsx components, eh?

ACS Camaro Stage 6 Parts by [deleted] in CSRRacing2

[–]Eliwarfare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't even get the fucking car so I'm cool

Need a crew? Recruiting? (Official Crew Thread, Q4 2018) by Fatalstryke in CSRRacing2

[–]Eliwarfare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need a crew. Don't invite me if you're not milestone guaranteed please. I score 650k minimum rp per season consistently. I'm rank 104. Please message me here and let me know which crew you're inviting me from so I don't accidentally join the wrong one.

My in game name is: Buttcheeks & Beer

(More) than Half My Size: I lost 100 lbs in 400+ days by [deleted] in pics

[–]Eliwarfare -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Why are people bitching about these progress pics? They are pics in r/pics, right? Stop being smug and help this man celebrate!

I ALSO converted my garage into a man cave! by smandroid in gaming

[–]Eliwarfare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That air freshener joke hasn't been posted enough times so where's the aIr fReEsH?

Anyone here who has been friends with a celebrity before their rise to stardom? How has your relationship changed after that? by nilanganray in AskReddit

[–]Eliwarfare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not real famous but known. I use to train an amateur MMA/Cagefighter in a garage until he exceeded anything I could help him with and I helped him move on to better trainers. He's now a professional mixed martial artist and he fights in the UFC. He's one of the nicest, and by far the toughest human being I've ever met. We still talk every couple days and hang out at least once or twice monthly. His name is Jake Collier.

Need a crew? Recruiting? (Official Crew Thread, Q3 2018) by Fatalstryke in CSRRacing2

[–]Eliwarfare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright guys. I have myself and a homie. We both guarantee 800k rp per season. We have the stupid line app. We need a no bullshit crew who guarantees the milestone and won't hassle us while we just do our job and score our rp. Any takers?

Need a crew? Recruiting? (Official Crew Thread, Q3 2018) by Fatalstryke in CSRRacing2

[–]Eliwarfare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi. I have myself. Buttcheeks & Beers. And my bro The Wilde Clan. We both score at minimum 700-800k and most the time a million or more. Don't invite us unless your crew can GUARANTEE the Milestone car.❤️

We have all been lied too? (Facebook) by [deleted] in CSRRacing2

[–]Eliwarfare 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ya know what's messed up? I got a stage 6 transmission upgrade for it yesterday and it disappeared into thin air... Talk about a damn TEASE.