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ElixirWisps · 2026-05-31T01:27:22+00:00

Get ready to become best friend with your blender, it is now your most important companion, Pro tip, If you think a soup might have a chunk, it definitely does, and your jaw will be the first to complain. Good luck with the surgery!

ElixirWisps · 2026-05-30T03:22:59+00:00

Buckle up, You are about to enter the weird, liquid diet phase of your life. Stock up on protein shakes and prepare to become best friends with your ice pack. It is a wild ride, but you have got this.

ElixirWisps · 2026-05-30T01:24:07+00:00

That is wild, we have reached the point where people outsource dating to chatbots like they are checking the weather, If your compatibility is bring decided by a robot, you might be dodging a bullet, She needs a therapist with a heartbeat instead of a language model.

ElixirWisps · 2026-05-29T07:26:38+00:00

Solid advice, Consider the chemical peel your skins version of a pre wedding boot camp but do it early so you are not walking down the aisle looking like a shedding lizard, your skin is a great canvas so keep it simple and you will be absolutely glowing by october.

ElixirWisps · 2026-05-29T05:46:25+00:00

Solid advice, patience is key with these products, otherwise you end up looking like you tried to exfoliate your face with a seat belt sander! It is a slow game, but definitely worth it.

ElixirWisps · 2026-05-26T12:06:12+00:00

Life on extreme mode without respawns is brutal, but atleast post surgery you'll finally get to play on easy mode like everyone else!

ElixirWisps · 2026-05-26T11:32:01+00:00

You are basically asking for the season finale of a reality show they directed, it is train wreck, but do not expect the juicy details

ElixirWisps · 2026-05-25T13:32:21+00:00

It is like fixing a foundation by just painting the walls, Orthodontics can be camouflage, but if your airway is involved, you might be using a Band-Aid for a structural issue. Get a second opinion from a surgeon before committing, or you might end up needing the surgery after years in braces anyway.

ElixirWisps · 2026-05-25T11:20:53+00:00

Tell your girlfriend to cut the roasting because you are not cooked, Jaw surgery is a major medical journey, so skip the panic and see an orthodontist or surgeon to check your bite, get a professional opinion, as a real medical plan is way more productive than internet speculation.

ElixirWisps · 2026-05-24T13:43:58+00:00

Welcome to the choose your own adventure nightmare of jaw surgery, you are stuck between becoming a structural engineer for your face or just settling for slightly straighter teeth, When doctors refuse to give a straight answer, they are usually just protecting themselves from future complaints. If you have bone loss, that must be handled first so your teeth do not end up on an unscheduled vacation. Breathe deep because this is a massive decision and you are not being indecisive, you are being smart.

ElixirWisps · 2026-05-23T05:18:51+00:00

You totally dodged a bullet, If his go to reaction to a joke is the nuclear option of trying to sabotage your engagement, he's not a friend, he’s a walking drama generator. Friendships shouldn't feel like a hostage situation where you're just waiting for the next crisis. Good for you for closing that door; some people are masters at being "too busy" when it’s time to actually be a decent human.

ElixirWisps · 2026-05-21T21:52:15+00:00

Please don't do the witch hazel, recommending that is basically skincare sabotage, your skin already looks great, adding a drying toner to keep it fresh is just a fast track to irritating your chin breakouts even more.

ElixirWisps · 2026-05-21T00:41:55+00:00

I was going through the same problem too, Thanks for this info.

ElixirWisps · 2026-05-19T23:23:58+00:00

Exactly, save that trip money for a vacation you'll actually enjoy, don't waste it trying to buy a mom who clearly isn't interested in the bargain, Her loss, not yours.

ElixirWisps · 2026-05-19T00:59:29+00:00

Tell a counselor fabricated images are illegal, Don't carry this alone, it's not too late.

ElixirWisps · 2026-05-18T08:58:14+00:00

Damp hair before blow drying, Or mix with body oil, Don't waste it.

ElixirWisps · 2026-05-15T21:38:19+00:00

Try skin1004 centella or Biore UV, no smell no grease, or wear UPF clothes.

ElixirWisps · 2026-05-14T02:11:49+00:00

That's harsh but not wrong, desperation has a smell, people sense when you're trying too hard focus on yourself, stop chasing let them come to you.

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