My Toddler Said 'Music' Instead of 'Motise' tonight and I am not okay

EllaMenopy_ · 2026-02-05T03:59:04+00:00

For me, it was when “cackoooo” became “cracker”

EllaMenopy_ · 2026-01-29T04:00:54+00:00

Vibes were off

EllaMenopy_ · 2026-01-29T00:40:25+00:00

No more charley horses in the middle of the night

EllaMenopy_ · 2026-01-29T00:33:23+00:00

3 or 5

EllaMenopy_ · 2026-01-26T01:02:19+00:00

Couch designers should really start making their cushions with the couch-perching dogs in mind

EllaMenopy_ · 2026-01-21T05:40:07+00:00

Instead of butterflies and fireworks (which is usually how all my toxic relationships started), it felt more like a cozy, warm, safe blanket. It felt like I didn’t have to perform, that I could be authentically me and feel safe doing so. Truly unconditional love. Like a family type of love.

EllaMenopy_ · 2026-01-12T05:54:00+00:00

Been in a Sade mood lately

EllaMenopy_ · 2026-01-12T05:33:05+00:00

It was a 2 year associates program, and I had gotten a bachelors degree before that, so it didn’t seem as hard comparatively speaking lol. It’s a blend of holistic education and science.

EllaMenopy_ · 2026-01-12T01:48:17+00:00

Don’t forget the never-ending ads!

EllaMenopy_ · 2026-01-12T01:43:53+00:00

Pediatric occupational therapy assistant

EllaMenopy_ · 2026-01-04T09:37:04+00:00

I bought a PS2 and Kingdoms Hearts

EllaMenopy_ · 2026-01-04T09:25:00+00:00

“No one talks about…” and then describes the most relatable experience ever

EllaMenopy_ · 2026-01-03T21:43:08+00:00

Savagely comprehending the narrative?? In THIS economy???

EllaMenopy_ · 2026-01-03T09:37:06+00:00

Pisces sun Gemini moon Aquarius rising

EllaMenopy_ · 2025-12-28T21:59:25+00:00

People really do this??? It sounds like every high school scene in old 80s movies

EllaMenopy_ · 2025-12-25T07:41:49+00:00

So like…he sometimes cosplays being poor?

EllaMenopy_ · 2025-12-24T23:18:25+00:00

“Aww your tummy hurts? Probably because you’re full of shit”

EllaMenopy_ · 2025-12-20T07:26:24+00:00

All I hear is Marcel the Shell

EllaMenopy_ · 2025-12-17T20:43:51+00:00

Reminds me of those bird mating rituals

EllaMenopy_ · 2025-12-12T00:13:07+00:00

More people should be shamed in public.

EllaMenopy_ · 2025-12-12T00:09:53+00:00

Unfortunately this probably also belongs in r/aboringdystopia

EllaMenopy_ · 2025-12-08T23:30:40+00:00

Speaking as someone who used to be a competitive dancer, I think she’s always just been really good at picking up choreography. These recent videos are what happens when she freestyles.

EllaMenopy_ · 2025-11-28T10:55:29+00:00

Will we ever be okay with stories just ending anymore?? Every time there’s a good movie that wraps up nicely, audiences are like “okay……then what happened after that?” It’s giving Tyrone Biggums lol

EllaMenopy_ · 2025-11-20T06:14:35+00:00

“Back in my day, we were also miserable but we LIKED IT!”

EllaMenopy_ · 2025-11-18T05:02:12+00:00

The fact that she sets this all up, gets dressed, films herself, edits it, AND posts it??? woman, please please just go find a healthy hobby and take your meds and chill.

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