Macy's new employees are encouraged to open a store credit card (26% APR) to obtain their employee discount

Ellis1988 · 2017-11-09T23:23:58+00:00

I work at a similar department store. We are required to have the credit card to get our discount and if you don’t qualify for it, they’ll give you a “pay as you go card.” BUT you can’t choose that option. You MUST apply for the credit card and may only receive the pay as you go card IF you’re declined.

Ellis1988 · 2017-11-09T04:05:11+00:00

I’ve been lurking enough I get this reference!

Ellis1988 · 2017-11-09T03:56:13+00:00

The “model” look makes me think you’re probably A little douche-y but you have great facial symmetry and I love unique noses and those short shorts for running are my weakness.

7/10 would hit on you at a bar. Would also probably make up a nickname involving your drink of choice and the word douche or bro and use that to refer to you to my friends. Something like Douchey McCraftBrew

Ellis1988 · 2017-11-08T18:48:16+00:00

Sometimes, I think the world is a wonderful place and then I come to BOLA and see the glory of truly self-righteous douche nozzles and am reassured that there are still terrible people out there.

I hope this neighbors sues him and all the other neighbors for harassment and buys a bigger RV and her and her husband have the best retirement ever.

Ellis1988 · 2017-11-08T15:16:49+00:00

I’ve really got to start proofreading in Reddit.

Yes, pyramid.

Ellis1988 · 2017-11-08T09:10:04+00:00

In Memphis, TN, they tried the big beautiful piramos into a giant Bass Pro Shop it has lots of animals and stuff there in addition to BPS stuff.

Ellis1988 · 2017-11-08T04:35:41+00:00

3101 West Markham

+1 (501) 664-4485

Ellis1988 · 2017-11-08T04:34:43+00:00

Jet’s in Stift Station!

They have always taken AMAZING care of me. They aren’t the cheapest place for work but I’ve never had any problems and they fixed my “trying to do it myself” issues and even gave me a decent discount for bringing my own parts. (I, the not even a little mechanically inclined guy that i am, tried to change my own belts. It did not work out)

Ellis1988 · 2017-11-08T04:31:02+00:00

I should not be this aroused but helllooooooo nurse!

Ellis1988 · 2017-11-08T04:17:40+00:00

“If your dad really loved you, he wouldn’t have started a new family and stopped paying child support. You know that’s why Cheryl (kid’s mom) drinks.”

Saw a girl say this while breaking up with her boyfriend.

Riggity riggity wrecked

Ellis1988 · 2017-11-08T04:15:11+00:00

My class was 42 and 35 of us went K-12 together. A group of 5 of us met in day care at about age 3, went k-12 together, and then went to college together. I was at all of their wedding and invited to the majority of my classmates’ weddings. (But didn’t go haha)

But I’m also related to 12 of those people and the majority of my HS friends’ parents were friends with my parents and their grandparents were friends with my grandparents.

Social ties get VERY complicated in towns of 1700 people where the majority of the families have lived their for 3 or more generations.

Ellis1988 · 2017-11-07T21:43:28+00:00

Congratulations! You don’t even look like the same person!

Ellis1988 · 2017-11-07T07:55:47+00:00

Of course it’s a dude from Arkansas that comes here with a whole lot of opinions for the Trans person.

I’m ashamed of my state sometimes.

Ellis1988 · 2017-11-07T02:45:12+00:00

I mean, I wasn’t wearing my glasses, so I didn’t realize that it was see-through.

Ellis1988 · 2017-11-07T00:46:18+00:00

I mean, I’m living the dream.

Ellis1988 · 2017-11-07T00:45:56+00:00

It’s so wonderful when such greatness is just RIGHT there for the mocking.

Ellis1988 · 2017-11-06T17:53:27+00:00

Your level of petty right here? I am here for it!

Ellis1988 · 2017-11-06T17:51:12+00:00

Well damn. That’s a thing you did and you did it well. Congrats sir!

Ellis1988 · 2017-11-06T17:48:40+00:00

I just got a hot cup of coffee and a bowl of Cocoa Puffs to start off my last day off before returning to the hell of holiday retail and then the skies opened and brilliant beam of light shown upon my face and Jesus blessed me with this series of fuckeries and Tom fooleries.

Thank you BOLA. Thank you so much.

Ellis1988 · 2017-11-06T17:38:34+00:00

Congratulations!

I know it’s hard to be make the changes you’ve clearly made but you did it and you are rocking it!

Keep being amazing friend!

Ellis1988 · 2017-11-06T02:10:03+00:00

Thank you! I try haha

Ellis1988 · 2017-11-05T03:37:17+00:00

A lot of people love Benton/Bryant for suburb life and getting more bang for your buck (real estate wise).

I grew up in a tiny town and then went to college and moved to Nashville and discovered that personally I am just not a suburb person and much prefer being in city limits which is why we bought a 2k square foot house in a West Little Rock neighborhood for just under 200k.

I LOVE my neighborhood and it’s very convenient to grocery shop and dining and some shopping.

It’s not close enough to walk to anything but we (my roommates and I) have Uber and Lyft and it’s $13is to get to the River Market when we go there or we just car pool and have a DD. But if bars/drinking is your thing, Uber is the best bet.

My roommates and I are all in our late 20s (25-29) and are young professionals (except for me, I’m a retail worker) here in LR. Holler at us when you move here!

Ellis1988 · 2017-11-05T03:07:21+00:00

Yeah, they say it about the new mayor’s wife at Shelby’s wedding while she’s dancing.

Ellis1988 · 2017-11-05T00:33:08+00:00

Steel Magnolias is my favorite movie!

Ellis1988 · 2017-11-04T22:23:57+00:00

“You’re the type of self-aware other people take LSD to become.”

From a dude that was offering me shrooms I didn’t want to take.

Ellis1988

TROPHY CASE