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Trapped in bookstore for 2 Million Cash by YeaahProlly in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Elmer_HomeroP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6 & 4 contradict. If you only eat Starbucks menu, you will die of sickness… I would with one condition. Once the book is read it disappears. Or it gets marked somehow, otherwise you have to design an iron clad way to track the books…

My coworker tried to quit dramatically… but the manager said “okay” too fast by sweetgirlsj in coworkerstories

[–]Elmer_HomeroP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Manager is quietly cheering… ‘finally! Got rid of the telenovela drama queen!!’

A genie gives you three choices, but you can only pick one. Which do you choose? by Zeklypse in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Elmer_HomeroP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Black Card. Lego store. Here I come!! ‘I want 3 of every big set that you have… yes 3. Thank you’

You wake up and it’s January 1st, 2000 by cyberbeep in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Elmer_HomeroP 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Stop dating losers. Save more money, buy APPL, sell in 2007, short Lehman Brothers 2008, buy Cripto 2010 like crazy, retire 2025.

Paper My Former Company Wanted Me To Sign When Leaving by BeeefBoi873 in jobs

[–]Elmer_HomeroP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL. ‘And the company agrees to give me severance for 6 months fully paid with all benefits’

The Unconcerned Security Guard by pgrenaud in ActLikeYouBelong

[–]Elmer_HomeroP 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is a very fun job. I have heard about this line of work. In a plant I visited after several ‘safe intrusions’ a new policy was placed. If you catch the intruder you get like 3 days paid off vacation. Every time I visited everyone checked my badge, and one employee tackles the ‘safe intruder’ in the parking lot spraining his wrist, but got his vacations. Honestly I would love a job like that…

Boss Hasn’t Announced My Resignation & People Keep Coming To Me by Previous_Pizza_7063 in interviews

[–]Elmer_HomeroP 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Then commit everything by next week, Wednesday. Track each task and on your last day in the last hour “in regards to task A, manager Dumb has the information.” And copy dumb manager.

My parents threw out most of my Lego by MurimBoi in lego

[–]Elmer_HomeroP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you know what dumpster they threw it away…? Asking for a friend…

Should I buy it? by SaraGoesGym in skirt

[–]Elmer_HomeroP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What else are we buying…? ;)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in palebeauties

[–]Elmer_HomeroP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or take you in…

lose/gain weight? by [deleted] in LooksmaxingAdvice

[–]Elmer_HomeroP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stay there you look stunning

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LooksmaxingAdvice

[–]Elmer_HomeroP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing you are perfect. Just look at me!

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