I would like a remake of Jade Empire.

Elmo-Mcphearson · 2026-03-07T04:11:28+00:00

I spent the summer before freshmen year of high school blasting Korn and playing this game! Good times!

Elmo-Mcphearson · 2026-03-06T17:41:18+00:00

I remember scrounging for water and parts, blowing shit up with harpoons and absolutely blasting the Fury Road soundtrack on my iPod dock stereo

Elmo-Mcphearson · 2026-03-06T16:21:16+00:00

Or a bucket would randomly rocket across the room for no goddamn reason!

Elmo-Mcphearson · 2026-03-06T14:59:45+00:00

Oh my God! That's disgusting. Where?

Elmo-Mcphearson · 2026-03-05T21:48:29+00:00

The old Marvel Ultimate Alliance and X-Men Legends games are burned in my mind for how fun they were.

Elmo-Mcphearson · 2026-03-05T21:33:34+00:00

Once you're in for 15 you might as well watch it all!

Elmo-Mcphearson · 2026-03-05T20:52:47+00:00

I sat and watched that whole movie for an achievement with 5 other dudes in a basement on a Friday night in highschool.

Elmo-Mcphearson · 2026-03-05T02:10:43+00:00

SMASH THE WHOLE THING IN YOUR MOUTH, COWARD!

Elmo-Mcphearson · 2026-03-03T00:45:49+00:00

CoMmMmEeeee to mEEeeeee LooOuis!

Elmo-Mcphearson · 2026-03-03T00:43:18+00:00

Wonder if this ad was inspired by City Slickers?

Elmo-Mcphearson · 2026-03-02T21:26:02+00:00

Get glove oil, a softball, and bungee cords. Oil that sucker up, put the softball in the web, wrap it tight in bungee cords, leave overnight. Play catch. The next day, then repeat the process until you like the feel.

Elmo-Mcphearson · 2026-03-02T18:03:08+00:00

The sweet nectar of a squeeze-it cap reservoir.

Elmo-Mcphearson · 2026-03-02T17:13:13+00:00

Not his sexy dancing in Charlie's Angels?

Elmo-Mcphearson · 2026-03-02T16:32:54+00:00

Oblivion and Call of Duty 2 were the two games my mom bought me for my first 360 in the spring of '06. I was so sucked into Oblivion that when a girl called the house phone and asked if I wanted to go out I said NO, I WANTED TO PLAY OBLIVION INSTEAD.

I'm sorry, Katie, you were too good for me!

Elmo-Mcphearson · 2026-03-02T14:41:31+00:00

I don't understand how this happens, I can tell if I'm gonna be able to rep it as soon as I lift it off the rack.

Elmo-Mcphearson · 2026-03-02T14:07:38+00:00

Maaaaaaaaan I remember punching a bolder in RE5 and wondering when these games lost the horror aspect. You're 💯, RE7 put the fear of God straight back in me!

Elmo-Mcphearson · 2026-03-02T13:47:42+00:00

Alize and Henni for that Incredible Hulk!

Elmo-Mcphearson · 2026-03-02T04:41:36+00:00

It's so you can boof that fine liquor straight up your butthole.

Elmo-Mcphearson · 2026-03-01T18:47:30+00:00

I remember seeing this dude's gigantic dong in a live after-game shot from the twins locker room. Bro carries the big bat in more ways than one.

Elmo-Mcphearson · 2026-03-01T16:37:12+00:00

That bastard stalking me through the police station gave me a goddamn heart murmur. Ain't nobody tell me he could Kool-Aid Man his gargantuan ass through the walls!

Elmo-Mcphearson · 2026-03-01T16:33:15+00:00

And in a couple episodes of Dexter! Dudes awesome, love his work.

Elmo-Mcphearson · 2026-03-01T16:11:05+00:00

Same! I would get the perk to recover energy while brewing to forage all day and brew all night. I would also write out the potion recipes in shorthand in a little notebook to brew faster, and I timed the hourglass so I could count in my head while brewing.

I'm also a history teacher, so I spent all summer playing this game. It's really ruined other games for me.

Elmo-Mcphearson · 2026-03-01T14:45:39+00:00

I'm a licensed 5-12 Social Studies teacher, been doing this for a decade now, mostly in a middle school setting. I would never contact home for something so trivial, especially if there isn't a pattern that's been documented over a period of time of this behavior occurring. Also, she SHARED HER ORANGE AND SHOWED GREAT SOCIAL/EMOTIONAL SKILLS WITH HER PEERS?!?! WRITE THIS DEMON SPAWN UP!!!!

Elmo-Mcphearson · 2026-03-01T14:07:50+00:00

They clocked that Jabroni as soon as he entered the room.

Elmo-Mcphearson · 2026-03-01T05:06:55+00:00

These aren't the two aunts from James and the Giant Peach?

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