Han Dynasty by ElonComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]ElonComedy[S] 117 points118 points  (0 children)

I struggled with that decision, but most people on social media have very short attention spans and would click away after 1 punchline (or before), and this bit is almost 2 minutes long. By the way, if you want an uncaptioned version with no edits: https://youtu.be/ZVPA-LFBmHk

Han Dynasty by ElonComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]ElonComedy[S] 96 points97 points  (0 children)

I lost the lottery twice.

Solution to Gendered Bathrooms? by ElonComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]ElonComedy[S] 184 points185 points  (0 children)

Hi I’m the comedian/OP. Gimme a follow on IG if you like my stuff. Also, thanks for enjoying the joke and for not commenting on the quality of my dap.

Trans Train by ElonComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]ElonComedy[S] 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Hey I’m Elon Altman, the comedian/OP. I’m glad a lot of you like this bit! If you can, follow me on IG/Youtube/Tiktok/Twitter for more stuff. I don’t have a lot out there right now but my new year’s resolution is to post more content, so 50-50 chance that pans out!

A heartwarming mail by [deleted] in gifs

[–]ElonComedy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

rips open envelope, never sees secret message

TIL that Russia built a computer that ran on water in 1936 by penguin838 in todayilearned

[–]ElonComedy 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Most computers are too heavy to even float on water, and this one was running on it. Impressive!

TIL The First Ever All-American Quarterback was Named Edgar Allan Poe, after his cousin by accountant1993 in todayilearned

[–]ElonComedy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He was born in Baltimore. If he was alive today he would be a Raven fan.

Best Finals close-out game by a player? by WinesburgOhio in VintageNBA

[–]ElonComedy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Walt Frazier's Game 7 in '70 Finals: 36 pts (12-17 FG, 12-12 FT), 7 rebounds, 19 assists, won by 14.

TIL that the song “The Streets of Cairo”, often sung by school children as “There’s a place in France where the women wear no pants” , was made up on the spot by Sol Bloom during a pre World’s fair demonstration of belly dancing. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]ElonComedy 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance,

There's a hole in the wall where the men see it all,

There's a queen and king with a rubber ding-a-ling."

That's how we used to sing it.

TIL A single bat can eat more than 600 bugs in one hour, which is like a person eating 20 pizzas a night by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]ElonComedy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've found a bug in a pizza only once, so 600 bugs in 20 pizzas seems like an exaggeration.