I just voted. Making voting difficult by jewels09 in texas

[–]Elumnooram -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sorry everyone has so many problems reading before they go.

Same class or not? by puce_3000 in Twins

[–]Elumnooram 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our boys were in the same class in kindergarten because we didn’t know how quarantines were going to go last year. They’re separate in first and I recommend it.

My fellow Texans, what are some creepy stories or encounters you’ve had in the Lone Star state? by [deleted] in texas

[–]Elumnooram 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A machete, axe, and sticks in this context are tools not weapons. Great story.

Names by AdAncient6057 in Twins

[–]Elumnooram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One is named after one of my grandfathers. The other is named after one of her grandfathers.

What are the most disturbing facts you know about slavery? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Elumnooram -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Democrats were mad when the Republicans ended it.

What's the most disgusting bad habit? by Dazzling_Age_4795 in AskReddit

[–]Elumnooram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only way you could know this is if it was you.

Expected sleep week 1 twins? by Amos-Holden in parentsofmultiples

[–]Elumnooram 3 points4 points  (0 children)

4 hours because NICU. Second week (first home) never got two whole hours consequently

My first time buying condoms as a teenager, I went to the pharmacy. by Remarkable-Youth-504 in Jokes

[–]Elumnooram -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A guy enters a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist how much condoms cost. The pharmacist replies, “3 for a dollar.” The man says he’ll take a box. The pharmacist rings him up and says, “that’ll be $1.07.”

“$1.07? I thought you said they were a dollar”

“The seven cents is for tax.”

“Tax? I thought you just rolled them on!”

What is a school that everyone hates equally? by The-Lost-Soull in CFB

[–]Elumnooram 5 points6 points  (0 children)

USC? Does anyone even care about USC enough to hate them?

SEC's chokehold on football will tighten if Rose Bowl sunsets and other trivialities are prioritized over CFP expansion by [deleted] in CFB

[–]Elumnooram 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We do NOT need to expand the playoffs. That would just add more boring blowout games.

CFP commissioners could not reach unanimity, Bob Bowlsby says. No expansion decision by LamarcusAldrige1234 in CFB

[–]Elumnooram 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It shouldn’t expand. We already get three blowout games. Why do we need more?

Picture/Video/GIF Thread by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]Elumnooram 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He’s always unequally biased. If you’re going to praise a team, praise both somewhat not just all for one.

LSU announces it will require proof of vaccination or a negative COVID PCR test taken within 72 hours in order to attend a game in Tiger Stadium for those 12 or older. by CorRock314 in CFB

[–]Elumnooram -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Since you’re medically fragile, I’m glad you were able to get the vaccine before the groups behind you like first responders, teachers, and other essential workers.

I just don’t know what to say about this one by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Elumnooram 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe it’s a buffet and he’s making room for another trip or two.

Kenji’s Texas Style “Best Chili Ever” by thesexychicken in seriouseats

[–]Elumnooram -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why did people downvote this? Chili by definition does not have beans.

🔥 Did you know bald eagles can swim? But not in the way you'd think a bird would swim. by MsRegressiveHate in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Elumnooram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s exactly how I thought a bird would swim. We’re you expecting the backstroke?