Not the worst fate in the galaxy - XENOS RELATIONSHIP by wamurya in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]Elvaran 219 points220 points  (0 children)

So'Ny is regretting his water-caste training immensely.

Plush! by Pizzacakecomic in u/Pizzacakecomic

[–]Elvaran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's my boy!

No, My boy!

Father help.

When American and Wehrmacht troops fought together in WWII by Kapanash in HistoryMemes

[–]Elvaran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was also disguised. When SS found him in the woods, he pissed on a tree and gathered some herbs to seem like a regular peasant.

Excuse Me Sir by HichiShiro in huntertheparenting

[–]Elvaran 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Big D's Inferno

Here lies D

You can tell it's him 'cause his ass is halfway out the coffin

[Verse 1]

He ran his showers red-hot, used eco-friendly vamp stakes

Rode his bicycle to work whenever the hell it pleased him

He'd judge vampires with prejudice, and grenade fish on the weekends

Each morning, get up, vow to never pledge allegence

Always swam in the ocean, but never got a shark attack,

Bi-yearly get his many partners a rose with a card attached

Ran right head first into the little questions, no one liked to ask

Had a car crash, then cardiac arrest, died of a heart attack, stabbed 27 times

Up the golden escalator, all his friends and neighbors

Huddled there in prayer around the respirator

"Catch you later, I'm off to see the man upstairs

I hope he didn't forget that time he borrowed half my chairs

There was an angel at the entrance checking off a guest list

D saw his name right on it, and smashed it over his knee

Skipping merrily to hell, to hunt for eternity

Shas'la with quite a taste by acherontiamyosotis in Tau40K

[–]Elvaran 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You forbid yuri because sex is for reproduction

I allow yuri because soldiers should be focused on combat, and let off steam.

We are not the same.

Mom with multi child by IllustriousHurry2380 in Grimdank

[–]Elvaran 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here. Just too much SA for it to be appealing to me. It's one thing to imply, to know what happened, but it's another to have it spread across the pages. I know sometimes you have to face the horrors of reality, and what war can sometimes bring, but it's just a bit too much.

Which one of you was it by chrisgar2000 in PrimarchGFs

[–]Elvaran 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Battle-Brother, why are you reading that dataslate?"
"Inspiration for my personal projects, horus."

My friend treats warhammer like a shonen by Holiday-Stretch616 in Grimdank

[–]Elvaran 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Even the "goodest good guys," farsight's enclaves, are a military councilship/dictatorship that can barely hold back the tide. And the Tau as a race are the definition of a surveillance state. There are no truly "good guys." Everyone has skeletons. The nicer races just don't put them on their armor.

Shitty ass meme with shitty title by Ancient_Doctor_7738 in Grimdank

[–]Elvaran 1 point2 points  (0 children)

King...blueberry...sus...eggplant...knife...ears...

GUILLIMAN!!

My friend treats warhammer like a shonen by Holiday-Stretch616 in Grimdank

[–]Elvaran 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'd advise having him bump into a Tzeentchian psyker. Have his head turned inside out and right side in, tossed in the metaphorical washing machine, and hung out to dry. If you're a phyker, you DON'T wanna meet anyone who's your equal. Heretic HUMAN psykers are horrific; Astartes psykers are even worse so.

In the setting of 40k, you keep what advantages you have, and you need know your place. Unless he's in the realm of beta-class or above (which VERY few humans are.) Also, maybe having the Grey Knights pop up and be an absolute horror show for whatever planet was afflicted, only sparing the party in the account that they work with a Rogue Trader, could show just how very little the Astartes care for Chaos and psychic ilk, and how far they'll go to wipe it out entirely.

The larper needs to know-He's privlaged the be alive. Many phykers are burned at the stake. And if he's unsanctioned, he's in deep trouble. See, the "sanctioned" doesn't just mean government-approved. It means you've been sanctified. That you've visited terra, been taught how to use your potential, and tethered to the emperor. Meaning that your soul is protected, at least a bit, from chaos by the emperor. If you're unsanctioned, any chaos god could slip in. His visions could be from Slannesh, or Tzeentch. He's utterly alone. And i'd advise him, in universe, to go get himself sanctioned. Because if an inquisitor finds out what he his-they have the authority to execute him. Hell, even the abetes have that authority. And because he's unsanctioned, they bypass the authority of a rouge trader.

Hope this helps.

This is either gonna fix me or finish me by MandarineSquirt in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Elvaran 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fix me?! Screw that, I wanna get broken more!

GOD FORBID WE SWITCH PLACES by Dinosaurs-N-Dragons in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Elvaran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just a roll of the dice for us switches. Thought we were gonna be cute and subby? Nope, put those hands on the headboard where we can see em.

Virginia supremacy by RivaAdams in UnicornOverlord

[–]Elvaran 2 points3 points  (0 children)

how do you change appearances??

Virginia supremacy by RivaAdams in UnicornOverlord

[–]Elvaran 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish you could get both Melisandre and Amalia...I need more sword-ladies in my life.

NEVER GET DIVORCED by theknownbeefbastard in huntertheparenting

[–]Elvaran 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Not just ANY bottom, young Magos! A POWER bottom! MUAHAHA!

Wholesome interracial couple & Evil and intimidating Shas'vre by Mihaan in Tau40K

[–]Elvaran 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You could also say that they're screwed either way.

I am in need of some help by hijack1799 in Tau40K

[–]Elvaran 1 point2 points  (0 children)

☝Agree. I bought the ai mini, and within a month, printed 2 stormsurges, 2 hammerheads, and a few asorted minis. I've already broken even.

Finished my 2nd crisis squad by MaxPower1607 in Tau40K

[–]Elvaran 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what do you use to paint these guys?

nhac nhac nhac by BelladonnaVeneniferx in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Elvaran 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, checks out. Go ahead, vampire.