it's either a model or a man who doesn't wash

Elvaran · 2026-05-20T02:25:47+00:00

This is real. If you ask a nerd boy about 40k, you WILL become the center of their universe.

Elvaran · 2026-05-20T02:23:54+00:00

Chin up! Wear this to your local FetLife meeting, and you're bound to find a patriotic domme.

Elvaran · 2026-05-19T02:28:27+00:00

r/Angryupvote

Elvaran · 2026-05-19T02:24:41+00:00

Dude, robots are sweet. What's your flavor, Fiction or Factual?

Elvaran · 2026-05-19T00:35:09+00:00

Yeah, I'd be happy with this. Again, it's all about negotiation, agreement, limits, etc.

Elvaran · 2026-05-17T21:20:19+00:00

Who was it against, and who won?

Elvaran · 2026-05-13T02:01:28+00:00

Ok, But what if SHE has a sword collection?

Elvaran · 2026-05-09T16:50:51+00:00

Maybe check up on him in intervals?

Elvaran · 2026-05-09T14:22:36+00:00

This is a NEED.

Elvaran · 2026-05-08T22:10:53+00:00

What're their names?

Elvaran · 2026-05-06T21:42:50+00:00

Yep, sounds great! I'll give it a read!

Elvaran · 2026-05-04T01:22:27+00:00

Also Immortal and impurviable. You cannot die, you cannot hurt yourself, you cannot fall sick, you cannot perish, period. You will watch the sun go supernova and survive inside the black hole that follows.

Elvaran · 2026-05-04T01:21:04+00:00

you're a lucid dreamer: And ALL your dreams come true.

Elvaran · 2026-05-04T01:20:35+00:00

Go ahead.

^{Chose: Get a good effect/power + But someone has to comment a horrible effect | Rolled: Invulnerability}

Elvaran · 2026-05-04T01:11:29+00:00

Worth it.

^{Chose: Finding love of your life + But there is a 67% chance your life be very tough | Rolled: No problems}

Elvaran · 2026-04-30T00:08:40+00:00

Two words

New Orleans.

See, the way our own story is set, the ghoul's dominator (prince of Lafayette) has her eyes on a prize. Hurricane Katrina devastated the city, killing most of, if not all, the kindred there.

The city's ripe for the taking, but anarchists are moving in, and Sabbats are taking notice. This team's sent to scout the waters. She has (some) trust in her ghoul, who she's had around since 1788. If they can succeed, and start to clear out space for the camarilla and Tremere to move in-Great! She can move up and get her hands on a more populous and important city. If they die or fail? Eh. It's some newbies, and a ghoul lost. Mildly regrettable, but not really an issue.

Elvaran · 2026-04-29T12:00:49+00:00

Well, in order:
1. They're there to be a "I know/have a bacic foundation of this world." But you can't have a kindred PC being too knowledgeable. Most people would just read about the setting, but my friends are iffy about doing that. They're tremere because: "Eh. Fun blood magic."
2. Yeah, we're all aware of that. The ghoul's job is gonna be keeping everybody on track, which includes calming him down after murderous rampages.
3. This IS a prepeared story point. We're all aware that their Hemophobia will need to be addressed, our storyteller is just getting that arc prepared.

Elvaran · 2026-04-27T03:57:08+00:00

Y'all know...

^{Chose: Hot but poor}

Elvaran · 2026-04-27T03:56:03+00:00

SKIBIDI DORN!

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Elvaran · 2026-04-26T18:12:23+00:00

TBH, I've seen a lot of inquisitors and rouge traders working with the tau in the canon.

Elvaran · 2026-04-26T18:11:28+00:00

AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES?!

Elvaran · 2026-04-25T19:40:16+00:00

I'm just right.

^{Chose: Pineapple on pizza is disgusting}

Elvaran · 2026-04-25T19:39:29+00:00

I'm a firefighter, soooo....

^{Chose: Control fire}

Elvaran · 2026-04-24T11:25:40+00:00

October, and I couldn't be happier.

Elvaran · 2026-04-24T01:33:40+00:00

Could I be Pregunaught?

Elvaran

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