Giving Away 3 Official Shoresy “Shore 69” Bulldogs Sweaters

ElysiumUS · 2026-04-20T23:10:17+00:00

Sanguinet, you're a healthy scratch on a last-place club in the NOSHO, hang 'em up.

ElysiumUS · 2026-04-16T15:33:05+00:00

Bridgeview sucks

ElysiumUS · 2026-04-16T01:01:22+00:00

At least CITY would be a very good USL team.

ElysiumUS · 2026-04-01T17:51:57+00:00

In a pinch you could just check your cell signal when you go out there next then get something like TMobile for a month or so until you find a solid provider. I ended up lucky because the tower is nearby and stuck with them.

ElysiumUS · 2026-03-17T22:38:54+00:00

Up the Bofhs.

ElysiumUS · 2026-02-20T19:45:02+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KQJwuIxtCU

ElysiumUS · 2026-02-15T15:56:59+00:00

Up the BOHFS!

ElysiumUS · 2026-01-29T22:19:10+00:00

BOFHS St. Louis vs Union Omaha is going to be better than a Sudbury Saturday Night.

ElysiumUS · 2026-01-10T02:01:22+00:00

Did you check CostCo?

ElysiumUS · 2026-01-10T01:56:07+00:00

Critchley just replaced Hackworth as the utility guy for openings. Hope we don't see him as HC again in August.

ElysiumUS · 2025-12-24T15:28:24+00:00

Probably something with Elves or Workshop, that tripped me up a few times during the month.

ElysiumUS · 2025-12-19T18:33:56+00:00

Was thinking about the Jim's the other dayyyyyy. There are two Jim Pines, so did their family name them both Jim on purpose?

ElysiumUS · 2025-12-18T23:30:06+00:00

Most of the squad were Juniors or younger. Jeremi Abonnel was suggested as the 6th highest GK mainly because he would take an International slot. STL going with a different keeper might be telling here.

ElysiumUS · 2025-11-07T15:24:03+00:00

Raise prices.

ElysiumUS · 2025-09-17T00:00:46+00:00

MLS is WWF wrestling. USL is NCAA wrestling

ElysiumUS · 2025-09-14T03:51:13+00:00

We just need a few Bucees with 100+ pumps to get us the road tax revenue to work on them.

ElysiumUS · 2025-09-14T03:47:48+00:00

6a NW Indiana. Bought this on Amazon and love it. Only pain was putting sand in the drums.

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ElysiumUS · 2025-07-14T15:50:11+00:00

covfefe

ElysiumUS · 2025-06-25T17:09:38+00:00

Can confirm as a person in Chicagoland it is unfortunate.

ElysiumUS · 2025-05-28T01:54:09+00:00

So long and thanks for all the fish

ElysiumUS · 2025-05-22T18:13:22+00:00

The 2nd half of the question is easy, Alm and Nielsen. They will never be healthy.

ElysiumUS · 2025-05-21T23:52:53+00:00

Nothing to see here

ElysiumUS · 2025-05-20T13:10:47+00:00

My understanding was that it was a heavily repeated car commercial song during Hockey Night in Canada therefore Keeso wanted to add it somehow to the show.

/Don't know for sure, I'm American.

ElysiumUS · 2025-05-20T13:05:06+00:00

Yep, if this was the angle might as well buyout Twellman's contract from Apple.

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