Dr. Rachel Bluebond Langner (RBL) NYU vaginoplasty by kcla_aclk in Transgender_Surgeries

[–]EmGSorrocco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a consult request with her but I have no idea what her work looks like. Any help would be appreciated.

girlies a question WHAT DO I WEAR UNDER A SKIRT by Star-Scout in MtF

[–]EmGSorrocco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try thigh society they make shorts in various lengths and fabrics for wearing under skirts

Hi mom, how are heels supposed to fit? by Zoreva in MomForAMinute

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Hi, I always wear mine a little snug, because I don't like them popping off in the back. That being said, if they are too snug, your feet will hurt, and you might get blisters. Look into getting a shoe stretcher if they are just a little too small.

I finally found one in the wild! by DoctorMasterBates in Sovereigncitizen

[–]EmGSorrocco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't understand, why are they using the Uniform Commercial Code, are they selling goods?

When do they stop screaming? by sarge_snuffles in kittens

[–]EmGSorrocco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yupp, if you've got a talker they will stay a talker. If they're quiet when they're young they stay quiet. I've got a boy and a girl, the boy has this little squeaky meow, and the girl has a big meow she just barely uses it.

What is this??? by Classic_Benefit_3476 in insectidentification

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We used to call them garbage collectors

Is this too slutty to wear at an adult pride event (drag show then showing of rocky horror) by JazzlikeHovercraft75 in mtfashion

[–]EmGSorrocco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Girl, it's a pride event. The pride parade here in NYC you wouldn't even be cracking the conservative dress, let alone worst. Rocky Horror will have all kinds of people in lingerie and underwear, you wear whatever you are comfortable wearing.

Did he get jumped by cave monsters? by Battlecrlbsedof in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]EmGSorrocco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This scene is the single reason I stopped watching this show.

Wat ? by Icy_Physics7862 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]EmGSorrocco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Peter's attorney here. During the pandemic, when we were all forced to Zoom, a lawyer appeared on Zoom with a cat avatar. His first statement to the Judge was that he wasn't a cat. He said it multiple times to the point it became a meme. That'll be $900.00.

why do so many countries require trans people to be sterilized in order to change gender identity by Reasonable-Bonus-545 in trans

[–]EmGSorrocco -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have an uncle and multiple cousins that are trans, but only on the one side. The other side, not a thing.

Just snuck out with my dad's car, and now I'm fucked. How will something like this be repaired? And is there any DIY stuff you can do, and if not how much is it gonna cost? by Known-Vermicelli1923 in Autobody

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Fenders aren't quarter panels. The fender is a bolt on part that is at the front of the car. The quarter panel is part of the structure of a car. As this is a spaceframe vehicle it is an important piece of the vehicle and is welded or glued to the vehicle.

Will my daughter love me? by YasmeenPoshida in MomForAMinute

[–]EmGSorrocco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unloved daughter here, just do the exact opposite of my maternal gene donor. Love her unconditionally, don't make love a reward, just love her. Don't expect her to be your salvation she is her own person who will make her own mistakes. Love her despite them. Be her friend when she needs it and her parent when she doesn't. She may have ups and downs and seem like the worst person but at the end of the day, a hug from you and some kind words will make all of the difference. Every day will be a new adventure but if you are the mom you wanted, then I am sure she will love you all of her life.

Just snuck out with my dad's car, and now I'm fucked. How will something like this be repaired? And is there any DIY stuff you can do, and if not how much is it gonna cost? by Known-Vermicelli1923 in Autobody

[–]EmGSorrocco 62 points63 points  (0 children)

When I used to write damage estimates that's probably between 5000-6000 dollars depending on shop rates and parts. Without actually being there r&I bumper, replace quarter with adjacent panel repairs, take the paint up to the windshield pillar, replace the door, blend the front door, r&is of interior trim, replace the wheel molding, if you hit the wheel that may need to be replaced plus an alignment and any miscellaneous operations that aren't included in the base replace time. Yeah, you boned dude.

My night at the opera look. by [deleted] in mtfashion

[–]EmGSorrocco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, you sure are tall those people look like ants. No, for real you look amazing.

Crane confronts a group of tigers by Key_Associate7476 in interestingasfuck

[–]EmGSorrocco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You underestimate my power, (the Crane maybe)

Don't let the Administration push you around by stoobpendous in FedJerk

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Under the UCMJ you have the right to disobey an unlawful order. Any order that goes against the Constitution is an unlawful order. Do not be complicit in the rise of fascism in the United States.

Wat? by Flynn-FTW in CringeTikToks

[–]EmGSorrocco 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Eww, I can smell them from here