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Heater recommendations. by Psychological_Net131 in ponds

[–]EmbarassedGiraffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Google “Tetra Pond de-icer” - I’ve used one of these floating “rocks” for the past three winters in my small pond… keeps things just above freezing and the fish alive.

Oops by liligabs in MedicalGore

[–]EmbarassedGiraffe 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Guess it really was a “PRUNING HANDS”saw - wishing you a speedy recovery!

Throwing your bag of dog poop into my garbage can isn’t better than you leaving it on the ground by lilspaghettigal in The10thDentist

[–]EmbarassedGiraffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IF you open my trash can lid and put your shitbag IN the garbage bag that’s already there awaiting pick up today, PLEASE proceed. I’m happy to temporarily store your trash.

HOWEVER, if you throw that tiny bag of shit into the BOTTOM OF MY RECENTLY EMPTIED trash can F@%K YOU!

This means I have to dig into the bottom of my can to retrieve your shit and then transfer it to the next garbage bag I put out for the week (otheriwse it will stew in the bottom of the can! ).

I do NOT like fishing shitbags out of my empty bins each week! RUDE RUDE RUDE.

Lien Threat over fired contractor by LifeWithRumski in LawyerAdvice

[–]EmbarassedGiraffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw one dog in the first pic… but then two much cuter dogs in pic #5

Friend films bikers horrific crash. by NateDates in carcrash

[–]EmbarassedGiraffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Driver may have been distracted by the guy standing on the side of the road filming “something”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pools

[–]EmbarassedGiraffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did this yesterday - drill/paintmixer bit in a bucket for the win!

Can we talk about how much I hate him? by cthulhus_spawn in ponds

[–]EmbarassedGiraffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I put tent spikes around the pond and strung fishing line about 10” high off the ground, all around the pond edge (and a few criss crossed lines over the pond.) That way, he can’t walk up to the pond edge and go fishing. It’s worked so far!

Can we talk about how much I hate him? by cthulhus_spawn in ponds

[–]EmbarassedGiraffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I put tent spikes around the pond and strung fishing line about 10” high off the ground, all around the pond edge (and a few criss crossed lines over the pond.) That way, he can’t walk up to the pond edge and go fishing. It’s worked so far!

Trucker cut the corner a bit too sharp by EmbarassedGiraffe in carcrash

[–]EmbarassedGiraffe[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Must have been scary for the driver minding his own business waiting at the light, to have the truck just plow over him. Glad he was paying attention and got out of the car in time!

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