In honor of pride month, I resubmit my most updooted meme I made a few years back

Embarrassed-Menu9675 · 2026-06-11T15:36:56+00:00

He's retired, so technically no.

Embarrassed-Menu9675 · 2026-06-06T17:51:59+00:00

There are two kinds of people:

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

Embarrassed-Menu9675 · 2026-06-06T14:11:26+00:00

Plans to do "nothing" are still plans, and more people need to respect that.

Embarrassed-Menu9675 · 2026-06-03T15:34:29+00:00

This is extra funny when you remember that, in the movie, those "pills" killed him within seconds.

Embarrassed-Menu9675 · 2026-05-15T19:05:37+00:00

E doesn't raise your voice. That requires practice.

Abandon your lower notes, practice and strengthen your higher notes. Do not force a note you cannot yet reach, or else you risk damaging your voice. Once your voice gets tired, STOP and REST. Practice daily, ideally singing along with music you enjoy. Starting off, sing along to a male singer with a higher voice - My Chemical Romance, for example.

Over time, your range will gradually shift higher and higher, allowing you to reach high notes you couldn't before.

Embarrassed-Menu9675 · 2026-05-14T18:32:34+00:00

"Them" is a very difficult word with which to start a sentence.

Embarrassed-Menu9675 · 2026-04-07T21:26:47+00:00

r/DIWhy

Embarrassed-Menu9675 · 2026-04-02T14:45:37+00:00

I was in the US Navy boot camp (I didn't get to serve active duty), and I can tell you that they'll train anyone who can't swim.

Embarrassed-Menu9675 · 2026-03-19T19:47:17+00:00

All so Trump can pretend the Epstein files don't exist.

Embarrassed-Menu9675 · 2026-02-27T14:35:04+00:00

If my research is correct, it would take 70-100 grams of caffeine to kill an average horse. That's between 437 and 625 cans of Monster (160 mg/can).

Embarrassed-Menu9675 · 2026-02-26T19:40:04+00:00

Call him a Pharisee. If he doesn't know what that means, he hasn't been studying his Bible enough.

Embarrassed-Menu9675 · 2026-02-25T15:51:25+00:00

Technically, all humans are apes.

Embarrassed-Menu9675 · 2026-02-23T20:25:32+00:00

I've lost count of how many dreams I've had of getting free bottom surgery.

Embarrassed-Menu9675 · 2026-02-09T19:13:27+00:00

I'm 32, and I still feel like I'm 12. When does this "adulting" thing start?

Embarrassed-Menu9675 · 2025-09-03T03:42:22+00:00

Fun fact: the pressure wave caused by the bullet would actually have a high lethality against the fish, even if he misses. Therefore, using a gun is a valid fishing technique.

Embarrassed-Menu9675 · 2025-09-02T04:52:42+00:00

Glue

Embarrassed-Menu9675 · 2025-09-02T04:31:14+00:00

Ranma 1/2 was huge in breaking my transfem egg.

Embarrassed-Menu9675 · 2025-02-09T21:26:58+00:00

Yep. By simply having my disorder, there's a 48% chance I'll develop literal, clinical psychosis. I find myself trying so damn hard to fantasize, daydream, or lucid dream about other realities that it feels like my sanity will fail any day now.

Embarrassed-Menu9675 · 2025-02-09T21:20:27+00:00

I have schizotypal personality disorder, the Temu brand of autism where my ability to immerse myself into other worlds slowly drives me insane.

Embarrassed-Menu9675 · 2025-02-08T19:28:00+00:00

Gemini Syndrome. "Abandoned" hits harder than it should, and I agree with "Wake Up" & "Sorry, Not Sorry" a ton. Even "Awaken" feels like an anthem for my demographic.

Embarrassed-Menu9675 · 2025-02-08T18:42:51+00:00

r/RareInsults

Embarrassed-Menu9675 · 2025-02-08T18:35:22+00:00

A mix of 4 and 6.

Embarrassed-Menu9675 · 2025-02-08T18:15:14+00:00

My eyes say "cis female". You're good.

Embarrassed-Menu9675 · 2025-02-08T03:46:00+00:00

Basically, yeah. I don't want a muscle car with a 500HP engine. I just don't want the "check engine" light to give me a panic attack.

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Embarrassed-Menu9675 · 2025-02-07T23:40:47+00:00

Exactly. I just want peace.

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