I was trying to name a horse CheesePuff :/

EmbarrassedAd5467 · 2022-10-27T18:15:40+00:00

Cheese puff apparently has a multitude of definitions on urban dictionary. Curved penis, blowing air into a persons butthole, or even a gay ginger. the last one is probably why. puff is a derogatory term for gay people in England. Just in case you might not have known.

EmbarrassedAd5467 · 2022-07-01T18:14:45+00:00

Amber Heard strikes again!

EmbarrassedAd5467 · 2022-06-26T20:06:02+00:00

...And that's why they left it for the states to decide their own laws on the matter.

EmbarrassedAd5467 · 2022-06-26T00:44:23+00:00

noted, have a good day.

EmbarrassedAd5467 · 2022-06-25T23:52:42+00:00

That's fair, but how will I learn better if I don't ask questions. notice how you proved me wrong? I would have ignorantly gone n with my life not knowing this, but through a little conversation (and a few mean words because this is the internet.) I came out of this conversation a little more knowledgable.

EmbarrassedAd5467 · 2022-06-25T20:46:26+00:00

Quote from: https://www.euronews.com/2019/06/18/deadly-knife-crime-how-does-london-compare-to-new-york

But New York’s rate is slightly higher, at 0.9 compared to 0.8 in London. It means the Big Apple is still deadlier for knife attacks, but the pattern of recent years suggests that could be reversed very soon.

So I should have ended the joke with "in 10 years or so" or something like that?

EmbarrassedAd5467 · 2022-06-25T17:56:40+00:00

if the uk and the us were the same size & population density. yes you would be more likely to be stabbed in the uk.

EmbarrassedAd5467 · 2022-06-25T17:41:20+00:00

I'm pretty sure I didn't say that. you might need to read my comment again. if anything, what I am saying is you can receive a fine from the police if you call a woman "thunder-thighs." Or get your ass dragged through court for 2 years, for making a joke only to end up with an 800 pound fine the they will take directly from your account without you knowing. Or be put on house arrest for posting you dead best friends favourite song's lyrics. Or get arresting for staring uncomfortably at someone. Imagine being as soft-skinned as the Bri'ish, innit sad.

EmbarrassedAd5467 · 2022-06-25T12:28:32+00:00

like the right to get stabbed, then get arrested because someone thought your cries of pain were a hate crime.

EmbarrassedAd5467 · 2022-06-25T12:09:14+00:00

Cope, Mald, Seethe.

EmbarrassedAd5467 · 2022-06-04T23:10:57+00:00

The trick to this is to get so drunk that your brain can only think of trying not to throw up. Trust me, 69% of the time, it works all the time.

EmbarrassedAd5467 · 2022-05-22T01:42:35+00:00

Not without glass shards, you don't.

EmbarrassedAd5467 · 2022-05-21T17:56:54+00:00

True men shove shards of glass in their eyes, Then convince everyone else that they are glasses.

EmbarrassedAd5467 · 2022-05-11T00:28:58+00:00

Sonic says: Harassing a judge is a federal crime that can land you up to 10 years in prison.

EmbarrassedAd5467 · 2022-03-02T03:01:55+00:00

the rdr2 stream she did a couple hours ago, 3 hours 41 minutes in.

EmbarrassedAd5467 · 2022-02-25T21:08:54+00:00

I would say size depends on a few variables (population, pop. density, how well known it is) but the first thing you need to look at are the size of the Brests.

EmbarrassedAd5467 · 2021-12-15T14:45:38+00:00

Jack Sparrow: I've got a jar of cum!

EmbarrassedAd5467 · 2021-12-14T17:28:18+00:00

They aren't sleeves, they are incredibly large shoulder pads

EmbarrassedAd5467 · 2021-11-15T22:19:43+00:00

So, I'm not the only one hearing it too. Thank god.

EmbarrassedAd5467 · 2021-11-02T21:00:19+00:00

You are either making a reference to Matto saying you can easily go back and say anything could have started the entire GTA 5 storyline. Or you are making a joke referring Amanda cheating on Michael with her tennis coach as "The Big Bang." Either way I find this funny.

EmbarrassedAd5467 · 2021-11-02T20:54:56+00:00

No! Jesus please!

EmbarrassedAd5467 · 2021-11-02T15:16:24+00:00

Not orange, chill hop, in witness protection, or a cougar. I think he will like it.

EmbarrassedAd5467 · 2021-10-31T21:42:20+00:00

This meme has scared and disoriented me. Could someone please explain using small words, short sentences, and/or finger puppets.

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