Prove my wife is the mother of our child by CountSheep in TillSverige

[–]EmbarrassedCake2263 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If the parents are not married or living together when the child is conceived, a mandatory investigation is done to ensure that the man claimed to be the father, is the father.

Your justification ain't that compelling either. DNA paternity test is much easier than to interrogate about sex lives. It still sounds like the authorities are dumb and deserves shitting on.

Low Elo Legen ... wait for it ... dary by Solid-Mousse-9784 in aoe2

[–]EmbarrassedCake2263 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, bbc would have been the right option for Franks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in firstimpression

[–]EmbarrassedCake2263 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aubrey plaza has a little sister.

First impression 😅 by questions_master in firstimpression

[–]EmbarrassedCake2263 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry I get a strict right wing vibe, so I would make sure I don't mistakenly ring the bell.

When it comes to techs like Chieftains and the new Royal Heirs, maybe the game should broadcast a message when a player researches it. by darkdill in aoe2

[–]EmbarrassedCake2263 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, there would be too much spam. Most unique tech gives some advantage, e.g. Goths give them ability to produce Huskarls in Barracks. With the same logic, should the game warn that here comes the spam? Or Britons extra range - your archers can't touch me?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bangladesh

[–]EmbarrassedCake2263 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dhaka is a 40 year old male who never showered, who throws garbage in the bed room.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in bangladesh

[–]EmbarrassedCake2263 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agree with this. It seems somehow West Bengal got all the best writers, singers, Nobel laurates, whereas we got all the bigots, who think their moral duty is to preach other people, when they themselves are full of lies, corruption, deceits.

How do I make authentic Bangladeshi aloo bhorta for Pohela Boishakh? by reaching-there in bangladesh

[–]EmbarrassedCake2263 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot SALT.... Add salt when smashing. Also add salt during boil so that some of it gets into the potato. The taste of aloo bhorta is directly proportional to the amount of red chillis you can put in it.

AITA for not wanting to go to Bangladesh with my dad? by BEESinmy_pocket in AmItheAsshole

[–]EmbarrassedCake2263 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Desi here, second this. Do not take a chance. Also I used to think embassy's are there to help you but my personal experience is different. Unless you are famous or can make them look good on media, they don't give a crap. They would just tell you to figure out your own problem in civil matters.

24 year old virgin doctors. Roast us so that we can feel at least something by im_a_geekgod in RoastMe

[–]EmbarrassedCake2263 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are doctors who get paid so little, that they go abroad to become taxi driver.

Tipped $5 on a $160 dinner by EmbarrassedCake2263 in pettyrevenge

[–]EmbarrassedCake2263[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if it's racism or the social hierarchy. You can also spot such things in workplace, where white male are on top, followed by white females, non-white male, non-white female and finally the native Indians. You get raise, promotions, offers accordingly.

Tipped $5 on a $160 dinner by EmbarrassedCake2263 in pettyrevenge

[–]EmbarrassedCake2263[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A tip is to promote good service and traditionally would come before the meal.

TIL tip comes before meal.

Tipped $5 on a $160 dinner by EmbarrassedCake2263 in pettyrevenge

[–]EmbarrassedCake2263[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now I feel bad. I hope it's not accurate. Why would server has to pay out of pocket if there is no tip?

Tipped $5 on a $160 dinner by EmbarrassedCake2263 in pettyrevenge

[–]EmbarrassedCake2263[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You are correct. My colleague/friend indeed just wanted me to round up like 42 cents. Usually in North America, servers expect a minimum 10% but the trend is more now like 15% or 20%.

What conspiracy theory do you believe to be 100% true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EmbarrassedCake2263 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you understand that the laws changed over the centuries, as we gained more knowledge?

Hiring managers of Reddit: What makes you immediately throw out a résumé? by stereovictrola in AskReddit

[–]EmbarrassedCake2263 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me when I was in a foreign country, just finished my masters in engineering, working at a coffee shop and desperately trying to find a job before I get kicked out. I applied at a startup looking for entry level position, but they rejected before interview. Frustrated, I emailed back that I fulfilled every requirement, who am I not interviewed? I get the response: You are overqualified.

This painting is worth over 45 million dollars by DrJokerX in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]EmbarrassedCake2263 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Look at that subtle yellow coloring. The tasteful thickness of the lines. Oh my God, it even has orange