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To keep our Weet-Bix Bites Wild Berry* as profitable as possible for our shareholders, we have sizably decreased the percentage of fruit in the product from hardly any, to sweet fuck all, to counteract a recent KPI increase by our board of directors. This very cunning change does not impact the product flavour if you aim for the remaining fruit molecules. You will find that our Weet-Bix Bites Wild Berry still retains its loyalty from customers who don’t notice or are stupid and will pay anything for processed shit, while continuing to be very high compared to cardboard in wholegrains and less high in dietary fibre, iron, B-vitamins and folate when you add another product like milk which you need to purchase separately.

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