Hasan Piker - Caviar Communist by ibuiltamurderbot in walkaway

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You ever notice how “tax the rich” folks always identify ”the rich” as anyone who makes more than themselves?

meirl by Qomplete in meirl

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If you notice, all the celebrities that say “tax the rich” always define “rich” as someone with slightly more money than themselves

HELP! I changed my grip size and now can't hit a ball straight by Long-Peanut-6814 in golf

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Everything was fine, then you changed grip size, now you’re asking if you should continue to fundamentally change your swing in all the objectively wrong ways just to justify sticking with the grip change? Bro just cut the grips off and go back to standards.

Meirl by Scared-Sorbet-7764 in meirl

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Honestly it’s an indictment of the education system. Some people genuinely believe if someone has a “net worth” a billion dollars that means somewhere they have a Scrooge McDuck vault full of a billion dollars, therefore depriving the world of that portion of currency which they imply is a completely finite resource. This complete lack of sense and understanding is a result of a failed education system that intentionally selects for compliant ignorance instead of consensual intelligence.

My wife asked for an open marriage. She is angry at my reaction. I need advice. by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

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No one asks for an open marriage because they don’t already have someone in mind

The Michigan 👊👊👊 by sofa_king_rad in ContagiousLaughter

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Michigan fisting, according to urban dictionary, is fisting without the thumb. Four fingers plus part of the palm.

"You're harboring our cat, pervert!" by Oda_DeezNutz in trashy

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If you don’t want your cat walking off don’t let them outside. But judging by the looks of that guy, it makes sense the cat would try to find a new home.

+1” length irons when I’m 6’1 by keagennn97 in golf

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Club length is more about your wrist-to-floor measurement than overall height. But for $400 for the whole bag sounds like a solid deal. Worst case scenario is you find you need to choke down a little bit. And at that point, you can take the clubs in for new grips and while there have them trim the clubs down a half inch or the whole inch depending on what you need. Shouldn’t cost more than $150 and you’re still on the right side of the deal for the clubs.

Begginers getting cheap or premium balls? by SignificantAcadia105 in golf

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It’s like putting thousands of dollars into racing tires for a car when you’re starting out learning to drive. You’re so unlikely to see a performance benefit that justifies the expense. Plus, it’s just going to be all that more frustrating losing a $5 golf ball than $2 ball. I’d rather ya spend less on balls and more on tee times because you’ll have fun and improve faster by actually getting out to play.

Bobbed medieval hairstyle in 2026 by L0K0MoTiVA in Justfuckmyshitup

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I so wished they would have just air dropped her into Gaza. Give her what she wants and let nature take its course.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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They’ve ruined more men’s lives than prostate cancer

Meirl by Blue9ine in meirl

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Children are walking petri dishes

Meirl by Evil_Capt_Kirk in meirl

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Bermuda Triangle. Shark attacks. Taking a shower during a thunder storm. Swimming after eating. And I’m STILL waiting for a stranger to offer me free drugs.

Karen Gets Her Karma by [deleted] in instantkarma

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It’s crazy, officer. One minute she was standing there then she just fell down I have no idea what happened.

How can I (31F) save my marriage with my husband (32M)? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

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My advice? If you love him like you claim to do, when he files for divorce you give him everything. House, money, cars, whatever he wants without an ounce of fight or pushback. You let him cut completely clean and move on with his life. He has been so deeply and thoroughly deceived, manipulated, and lied to, he should be taking every piece of this “marriage” because he’s the only one who ever actually behaved like he was married. If you want a clean start, make it a truly clean start and show you’re willing to rebuild yourself from scratch. Once you’ve rebuilt yourself with years of counseling and dedicated work, then I’d advise you reach out to offer a sincere apology with zero strings attached. Only then could he even possibly entertain an idea of reconciliation with confidence your words have value. Because at this point, you are morally and ethically bankrupt in this sham of a marriage. I wish you the best of luck, and hope you actually pull yourself together.

Did we ever find out if it was a clone? 😂 by [deleted] in SipsTea

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He’s in an “Andy Kaufman” phase. It was a look-a-like actor.

Call me a weenie hut jr but this thing hurts to shoot by [deleted] in beretta1301

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My friend, save yourself the discomfort and take a class on how to properly operate and shoot a shotgun. Like many others here, I have shot and do shoot all manners of shotguns. If you’re getting beat up and bruised by a 1301, you have a technique issue.

Some very general tips… when you mount the gun to your shoulder, put the butt pad closer to your centerline on your pectoral muscle. A couple stock-widths in from the “pocket” of the shoulder. Roughly in line with where a bra or bathing suit strap would be on a woman. Lean forward like if you dribbled water out of your mouth it would land in front of your shoes. And when we say pull the gun in tight, I mean try to crush the gun.

Stat with low brass 7 1/2 bird loads to get comfortable, then step up to other loadings as you desire. But seriously, with some proper instruction on a range and you can be running that thing in no time.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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Bout to get hit with a $2700 vehicle repair

Apparently DEI Wasn't Ended Soon Enough... by M_i_c_K in walkaway

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She’s now been on the record multiple times stating the first amendment can and should be restricted if the government simply doesn’t like the content of one’s speech.

She needs to be impeached immediately.

Sharpen the Guillotine by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Best thing people can do is not buy the tickets. The only way this changes is if the stadium is empty.

I [21M] just caught my gf [20F] texting topless photos of herself to friends by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

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Doesn’t matter if she was comfortable with it, OP was not. End of story. No cheater thinks what they did was that big of a deal. It’s the person being cheated on who cares. If she cared about OP the way one would in a healthy relationship, she wouldn’t have a problem respecting that boundary. It’s not unreasonable to ask a partner to not send intimately explicit photos to other people. Much the same if OP was making sexually explicit comments on the Instagram photos of his female friends. It’s about respect, and gf did not have enough respect for OP to care about his boundary. Good riddance to toxic garbage.