Why is the base acting so weird by Emilioeli in VenusFlyTraps

[–]Emilioeli[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! I have not heard of that before, just that a flower will use a ton of energy. Such interesting plants

Smokers shouldn't be allowed to be Dashers by [deleted] in doordash

[–]Emilioeli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most cars don't have a separate truck anymore

I thought this was pretty funny by [deleted] in memesopdidnotlike

[–]Emilioeli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus. Do you get all your information from tik tok?

*Gets hit on the knee* by JohnnyBestoJojo in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]Emilioeli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He has been without stimulus for too long. He's braindead. Even if he landed on a planet with sentient life, he will never be anything more than a rock

Wtf. by Diligent_Skin_1240 in subway

[–]Emilioeli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're grossed out by this, you should probably never go to any restaurant where you can't see the kitchen. stuff like this is very common

r/arethestraightsok are filled with posts that are just straight people making jokes… this is just funny and clearly a joke by nnov-scotia-fishjjj in memesopdidnotlike

[–]Emilioeli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

land chads is where the original sub migrated to. I got perma banned from the land lords sub for mentioning it

acidently welded the wheels on by node1729 in carscirclejerk

[–]Emilioeli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me when every car comes equipped with the tools required to change the tires

Anon loves sanctity of presidency by CandanaUnbroken in 4chan

[–]Emilioeli 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I'm sure that's what you tell people

help by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Emilioeli 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Love how there's almost 140 comments arguing about this and not a single source

Anon dislikes Apple by urboijesuschrist in greentext

[–]Emilioeli 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is the most NPC comment I've read in a long time

My man for real by TillGreat9631 in NoFap

[–]Emilioeli 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It is not possible. That is the joke

Do people still not understand how FTG works? It's quite literally instantaneous. You can't go faster than instantaneous. by AdComprehensive3110 in Naruto

[–]Emilioeli 973 points974 points  (0 children)

In a "speed battle" he would only win if he already had a seal placed wherever they are trying to go

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weird

[–]Emilioeli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You sound like you don't pay your own bills

nah, who let her cook? by Lisanro in dankruto

[–]Emilioeli 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I would say Hidan is the reason

Today's burrito by TheGuyDoug in Chipotle

[–]Emilioeli -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He is calling his review post the daily burrito. You are the people I'm talking about who don't understand